CRACK | brockhampton gc

two days

ian: two days guys

jaden: go back to sleep

ian: why should i

jaden: because i am still trying to sleep

ian: can't you just tell me and not text in the groupchat

jaden: what if i don't wanna look at you

ian: wow

jaden: i was joking babe

ian: okay joking sure

jaden: ian stop being a baby

ian: no you

jaden: okay just shut up and go back to sleep

matt: do you guys ever stop

bearface: seriously tho
bearface: i did not miss this yesterday

joba: you mean you didn't miss them being annoying and arguing over nothing

jaden: i think you mean the cutest couple ever

matt: no i think jobas right sometimes

ian: this is why no one likes you

romil: ooohhh

matt: shut up romil

romil: shut up matt

ian: guys we only have two days left to party

joba: thought you said we weren't gonna change anything when your family came

ian: okay but i grew up mormon we can't be partying with my family here

matt: that's true facts

joba: we never really party

dom: jobas right
dom: you just get drunk and tweet and then delete them all

ian: that's not true

jaden: it really is

ian: rude

matt: jaden aren't you mad at ian

jaden: not anymore

matt: darn

dom: why do you want him to be mad

matt: so we can turn against him

jaden: why do you wanna turn against ian

matt: idk just sounds fun

ian: yeah that does sound really fun

merlin: what a fun family activity

bearface: y'all ever notice that it's always the same people that talk in here

rob: that's because we hate y'all

ashlan: and ignore you

jon: i have the chat muted

hk: some of us like to sleep

dom: and some of us are productive members of society

hk: being productive is texting a groupchat?

merlin: jump off a bridge

matt: wow that was harsh

joba: how about we jump into the pool

bearface: i'm down

nick: can i come

matt: no

nick: why do you hate me

matt: you have a face that makes me hate you

nick: okay rat
nick: you don't shower

bearface: you know that joke about how i was gonna kill jaden

joba: yeah how could we forget

bearface: lets change it to nick
bearface: but this time it isn't a joke

matt: woah 😳

dom: run nick

matt: last one to the pool ...
matt: uh sucks

dom: woah don't wanna be last guys

matt: sucks dick

bearface: oof see y'all later i've gotta be the first one there

joba: we all know who is gonna be last

hk: you don't even have to say their names

ian: what if we don't wanna go in the pool

jaden: yeah not really in the mood to swim

matt: guess y'all suck dick

romil: we already knew that tho

ian: i'm not gay that's gross

jaden: same
jaden: i like girls .. a lot

joba: okay jaden ,,
joba: we believe you

matt: sure
matt: you two are one hundred percent straight

ian: that's what my mom wishes

joba: fuck