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ian: sup
ian: i wanna kill someone

matt: 😳

joba: 😳

rob: kill me please 😩

matt: oop -
matt: jaden ,, rob is hitting on your mans

jaden: rob i stg ,, i'll kill you

rob: no i swear i'm not
rob: i just want to die

jaden: hmm ,,
jaden: i don't believe you

ian: why does rob have a knife
ian: why is he walking towards me

matt: ian run !!

jaden: ian please don't die

joba: who's gonna plan his funeral

dom: nobody cares enough to actually plan him a funeral

joba: friends don't plan that kinda stuff

matt: that means his boyfriend gets to do it !!!!!
matt: yay !!!
matt: jaden congratulations, you have just received the honor of planning ian's funeral

jaden: that sounds like a lot of work
jaden: i'm out lol
jaden: good luck losers

jaden has left the chat
matt has added jaden

matt: nope you get to stay

jaden: noo

matt: if you don't stay i will send you pictures of a boston cream donut filled with baked beans on every single platform i have you on

jaden: that's literally only two

matt: i will text you every single hour on the dot
matt: don't try me jaden walker

jaden: fine
jaden: but ,,
jaden: the husband or wife is supposed to plan a funeral if they are still living
jaden: i am neither a husband nor wife

matt: no really
matt: thought you were his wife

bearface: hurry have merlyn marry you before it's too late

merlin: did someone say my name ?

bearface: hurry marry ian and jaden !!

merlin: how about no

jaden: oof well that sucks lol

matt: literally the other day you were complaining about how you wanted ian to ask you to marry him

jaden: okay and ,, he's dead now lol

matt: you're the most annoying person on the planet

jaden: take a shower

ian: what is happening ?

joba: tbh idk

bearface: couldn't tell you

matt: ian ,, when you're gone your boyfriend turns into a totally different person

ian: wym

matt: he was saying lol in like every sentence

ian: haha lol

jaden: lol

ian: lol

matt: please stop

jaden: lol

ian: lol

matt: i'm begging you please
matt: what is wrong with you two
matt: you've both turned into straight white middle school boys