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never jaden

kairi: so what is this groupchat for

matt: making fun of people

joba: mostly ian

bearface: never jaden

dom: it's against the rules to make fun of jaden

romil: there's rules ??

nick: unspoken ones

ian: why mostly make fun of me

jaden: because you're a loser :)

ian: *anyone when they see jaden is in the chat* nEw TaRrAgOnA wHeN ?!

dom: okay no-

matt: i feel attacked

kairi: so the purpose is to make fun of people

joba: yeah
joba: watch this
joba: karen

bearface: okay you know what

hk: romil come here

romil: okay

ian: what do y'all wanna do today

matt: 😈

jaden: eat at some point
jaden: okay wow matt

ian: okay ow matt

joba: what happened

matt: jaden said he was hungry so i threw him a bagel

ian: yeah but you hit me

matt: don't be so close

ian: he's sitting down ?? and i'm standing up ??

jaden: i'm still gonna eat it

matt: but it touched the floor

jaden: and?

ian:

ian: this picture screams can i speak to the manager

matt: delete that right now

bearface: ahh delete

joba: haha

dom: losers

jaden: is ian wrong tho

bearface: this is too far
bearface: me and matt do not deserve to be treated like this

merlin: *matt and i

bearface: i'm gonna go commit not breathing anymore

matt: same

matt: also ian

ian: yes

matt:

matt: why did you delete this picture from twitter

ian: idk because i delete all my tweets

joba: omg look at jaden

bearface: why does he look like that

dom: cici that's rude

bearface: i meant that he looks like a god

matt: jaden is very pretty

jaden: in that picture ??
jaden: thank you
jaden: i look stupid

ian: shut up

matt: you look great

nick: woah look at jaden

rob: jaden literally shut up

matt: can we all send bad pictures of ian ??

ian: no

jaden: yes

dom: jaden said yes so it's okay guys

nick: that's like asking your mom and she says no so you ask your dad and he says yes

merlin: that's exactly what it is

romil: we are all their children

bearface: seriously tho
bearface: y'all act like your 5

matt: okay so do you

ashlan: yo

matt: who's even in this chat anymore

merlin: i don't even know

ian: all of us

jaden: okay wow
jaden: you're that dumb

ian: i'm going to hit you

matt: ian that's called abuse
matt: you will go to jail

jaden: not if i like it

matt: fuck

bearface: 😳

dom: woah

ian: ..

rob: okay jaden

nick: calm down

kairi: are we gonna get food or ..?

ian: sure
ian: jaden..?

jaden: yes..?

ian: will you go out and grab us something to eat
ian: like a shit ton of McDonald's

jaden: fine

ian: thanks babe

matt: yeah

joba: thanks jaden

bearface: we love you

jaden: mhm
jaden: where are my keys at