matt: guys it's really turned into a problem
matt: i can't stop going on tiktok
jaden: there's really something wrong with you
matt: don't try to lie jaden
matt: i saw that tiktok you posted on your story
jaden: i deleted it
ian: i have your notifications on idiot
jaden: and you showed matt??
ian: one it was funny
ian: and two he's the only one up at an ungodly hour while we're on tour
matt: it's good to know jaden isn't really gay
ian: guess that means i'm single
jaden: shut the fuck up both of you
joba: what is going on
matt: we're talking about the tiktok jaden posted on his story
joba: oooh
jaden: you saw it too?
joba: lmao no
joba: what was it
matt: something about hating the gays
joba: wow
joba: and jaden posted it?
joba: ian man i'm sorry
ian: thanks man
ian: i'm trying so hard not to call him
jaden: we're on facetime right now
ian: i don't know you
jaden: ian you're annoying
ian: i'm really sorry but i can't talk to you anymore
ian: it's just too hard right now
ian: maybe we can still be friends later on
jaden: ian stop
jaden: i'll call you fucking clifford forever if you don't
matt: oop -
matt: ian oh no what're you gonna do
ian: okay okay
ian: you played dirty
ian: you know i hate my name
jaden: mhm
jaden: now call me back bitch
joba: where is everyone else?
matt: who knows ?
romil: listening to arizona baby 🤪
ian: fuck off
rob: i literally hate you all
dom: hi
dom: i don't really wanna talk to any of you
jaden: okay but now i'm offended
dom: okay maybe jaden
dom: only because he's not with us every. single. day
ian: he could have
ian: but he couldn't come
jaden: i'm sorry
ian: whatever
romil: so what's new everyone
matt: what's new to you is new to us stupid
romil: true
kevin doan: hi guys :)
romil: hey kevin
joba: hey
dom: hey
matt: thought you didn't want to talk to us
dom: fuk off
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CRACK | brockhampton gc
Fanfictionbasically the title (it's all a joke don't take it seriously)
