Drunk

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Archie was out with Jughead, Wally and Moose. They were all going to the bar that they first went to when they moved to New York. Since they can legally drink now and also their favorite soccer team is playing. Once they get to the bar they read a sign saying for every goal one shot must be taken on the house.

A- Hell Yah.
J- No I don't want Veronica to kick my ass for letting you get drunk.
A- Don't worry you know I am not a light weight.
All- True.
W- Ok lets get this started.

They sit down at the bar and order fries to help them with the alcohol.

Five minutes into the game 2 goals are already scored and the boys have all drank two beers plus the two shots. Archie feels fine but Jughead is already feeling it.

By halftime Jughead is passed out. Archie has his shirt off and is cheering. Wally is making out with a girl in a booth and Moose is cheering with Archie.

By the end of the game the boys are waisted and are to drunk to call a Uber so they decide to walk. As they are walking they come across a tattoo parlor and go in.

Once they are in they decide that they all want tattoos.

Wally gets a dragon on his back, Moose gets a Bulldog on his stomach, Jughead forgets he has his serpent tattoo and gets another serpent tattoo right under the original one, and Archie gets a Louis Vuitton heel the says Ronnie underneath on his wrist.

J- Archie that sucksssss.
A- Yooou suck.

Before Jughead can respond Archie holds up his hand because his phone is ringing.

A- Guyz it's Ronica.

While Archie and the boys were out probably being idiots Veronica and Betty were having a girls night at her and Archie's apartment.

The girls were doing nails and talking about their boys.

B- What do you think they are doing.
V- Something stupid.
B- How do you know?
V- Archie had that stupid look on his face and he only gets that face when he's going to get in trouble or ....
B- Or What?

Betty said smirking.

V- When he's going to fuck the shit out of me.
B- TMI!

Betty's says making a grossed out face.

V- What? You asked.
B- Yah but I was expecting a better answer.

After that the girls start to watch a movie. Once the movie was done Veronica looked at the time and was starting to get worried.

V- Weren't the boys supposed to be home at 12?
B- Yah.
V- Should we call them? Its 1 now.
B- Probably.
V- Ok I'll call Archie.

Veronica calls Archie and he picks up after the third ring.

A- Hi Ronnie.

Veronica can already tell he's drunk.

V- Where are you loverboy?
A- Um I dooont know?

She can here Archie yell at Jughead "Where are we you idiot". This causes her to laugh.

A- Um I still don't know?
V- Archie are you drunk?

She decides to tease him.

A- No....Maybe....yes
V- Archie
A- Ronnie pleaaze don't be mad.
V- I'm not just tell me where you are so I can pick you guys up.
A- Ronnie but I don't know how?
V- Baby look at the street sign.

"Guys look for a street sign" she hears him yell on the other side of the phone.

A- We are on 4th street.
V- Ok and what shops are by you?

This causes Archie to look up from the phone and look far down the street.

A- Gucci.
V- Ok baby I know exactly where you are so don't move I'll be there in 10.
A- Ok.

Once she hung up Archie made the boys walk over to Gucci so it wouldn't be suspicious why they were in front of a tattoo parlor.

10 minutes later Betty and Veronica show up in separate cars.

Veronica sees Archie laying on the ground. So she walks over to him and puts her hand on his back.

V- Hi love do you want to get in the car.
A- Yah can you help me up?
V- Of course.

She grabs his wrist and he yells.

V- Oh my god baby are you ok.

She says bending down to examine his wrist. She sees a bandage so she removes it and sees a tattoo but not any tattoo. This tattoo symbolizes her and Archie got it permanently.

V- Did you get a tattoo?
A- I'm sorry Ronnie.

She smiles which confuses him. Then she bends down and kisses his cheek.

A- I must have drank to much if you are happy about this.
V- Archie I would be mad but you got something so romantic.

He gives her his goofy smile and then pulls her down into his lap.

A- I love you.
V- I love you too.

They start kissing but then are interrupted.

J- Excuse me but nobody wants to see that.
W- Oh shut up it's cute.
M- Also nobody wants to see 2 serpent tattoos right next to each other.

They all start laughing. Archie then leans into Veronica ear.

A- Does this mean no sex since I came home late.

Veronica turns and slaps his shoulder.

V- Is that all you can think about Archie Andrew.
A- Basically. But mostly when your sitting on my dick.

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