Prank call

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Veronica is having Betty over tonight because they need some girl time and this makes Veronica supper excited. She is also excited since she gets to tell Betty that her and Archie got back together last night.

So Veronica gets ready and checks her phone to make sure Pops doesn't need anything but instead of finding a text from pops she finds a text from Archie. She looks at it and can't help but smile.

A- Hey Ronnie do you want to go out tonight?
V- I would love to Archie but I am busy tonight.
A- Ok so should I schedule an appointment with your assistant.
V- Yes she would prefer it if you called her.

While Veronica is waiting for Archie to respond she hears her home phone ring. She thinks it's weird but answers it and laughs once she hears his voice.

A- So are you open tomorrow night beautiful?
V- Let me check and why did you call me on this phone?
A- Well I wanted to surprise you.
V- Well you sure did and I can definitely go out with you tomorrow.
A- Great well have a fun time with Betty.
V- Wait how did you know I was hanging out with Betty?
A- Jughead is here because you stole his girlfriend.
V- Ok whatever.
A- Bye Ronnie, love you.
V- Bye love you too.

Right after the call ended Betty knocked on the door frame of Veronica's room.

B- Your mom let me in.

Veronica gets up from her bed and hugs Betty.

V- It's been so long since we hung out just us girls.
B- Yah.

Veronica and Betty both put on their pjs and sit on Veronica's bed.

B- So what's been going on with you the last time you filled me in was when you were just hooking up with Reggie to distract you from Archie and the Divorce.
V- Well a lot has changed.
B- Like What?

Betty starts to smile.

V- Well my Mom and Dad are finally on speaking terms and me and Archie got back together last night.

Betty looks at her shocked and excited.

B- Omg this is amazing now we can go on double dates together and Varchie is back.

They both laugh at that.

V- So what's going on with you.
B- Well my Mom and I are not talking anymore but I am talking to my Dad.
V- B you should not be talking to ur Dad.
B- I know I just really need a parent.
V- Well I know just the thing to cheer you up.

Veronica pulls out her phone and looks at Betty.

V- Prank calls!
B- Yes and who should we call first.
V- I vote Jughead.
B- Yah.

Veronica dials Jughead number and after 3 rings he picks up.

J- Hi who is this?
V- Hi this is Janet Smith and I am calling to make a one time offer on a amazing get away week in France for you and someone special.
J- Really.

Veronica mutes it and looks at Betty.

V- Is he really believing it.
B- Yah he must be stoned.

Veronica unmutes.

V- Yes. All you have to do is tell me who you would like to bring and where I should deliver the tickets.
J- Ok I would like to take my best bud Archie Andrews.

Before Jughead can finish the girls hear Archie's voice on the other line.

A- Dude What are you doing I don't want to go to a place that Veronica and I plan on going to and making love everywhere with you and if Betty found out she would kick your ass.
J- Oh um..
V- Yes?
A- Wait a second I know that voice.

Archie grabs the phone out of Jughead's hand.

A- Hi Ronnie.
V- I don't know what you are talking about sir.
A- Oh really?
V- Yes.
A- Well then I would like those two tickets for me and my best pal Jughead.
V- That's it Archiekins we are coming over and you better not be stoned.

Veronica then hangs up and looks at Betty. Once they make eye contact they can't stop laughing.

B- Should we change?
V- No the boys won't care and if they do we will kick their asses.
B- That's sounds like a plan.

Veronica and Betty then make their way outside and have Andre take them to the Andrews residence. Once they get out of the car Veronica starts walking to the Andrews house but is stopped by Betty.

V- What?
B- How do we know witch house they are in?
V- Oh.
B- Yah.
V- Well I will go check Archie's room and you check Jugs.
B- Ok and if I only find Jug I will not come looking for you because I don't want to see you two doing it might I add again.
V- Ok and we do not do it that often.

With that they go their separate ways and Veronica knocks on the Andrews door and gets no response. After she tries again she tries to open the door and finds it unlocked. Once she is in the house she is hit with the smell of weed.

She plugs her nose and walks up the stairs. She doesn't know if she should be mad, scared or happy her Archiekins is trying something new. She decides that she is mad and scared. So when she opens the door to his bedroom and sees him sleeping in boxers she decides to be mad knowing he is safe so she has no reason to be scared.

She walks over to him and shakes him but he doesn't move.

V- Get up you jerk I know your awake.

She gets no response so she try's another way. She sits down on top of him.

V- Ok Archiekins either you get up and make room for me on this bed so we can snuggle or I am leaving with all the food and telling Pops not to serve you when you get the munchies.

As soon as Archie heard that he grabbed Veronica and stood up.

V- Where are we going my stoner lover.
A- To the fridge I am hungry.
V- Ok.
A- And then after that we are going to bed.
V- Ok Archiekins.

As Archie walks with her downstairs she pulls out her phone texting Betty that she is going to stay with Archie and that they need to have an actual girls night.

Betty responds back saying she has to take care of Jug.

By the time they are done texting Archie has already eaten a whole bag of chips and heads up stairs with Veronica. Once they get into his room Veronica helps him into bed and then lies down in his open arms.

V- Hey would you really take Jug to France.
A- No.
V- Good.
A- Why would I want to fuck Jug all over France?

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