on my ❤️ like a tattoo

schoolgirls and their dolls

a/n: smut warning near the end :)

"when did you buy this wig?" jaebeom frowns and seulgi forces him to sit down so she can put it on his head. "and why this blonde? do you want me to dye my hair?"

"you would look hot with dyed hair, but your scalp is too weak for that, old man."

"i wonder why... maybe someone should stop tugging it so hard when i go down on them, hm?" he teases, earning a playful shove on his shoulder.

"keep up the teasing, and i'm adding blush."

"no need, i'm pre-gaming."

"you're hanging out with children, i'm not allowing you to drink before then."

"i'm hanging out with children... i need one beer before."

"you are well aware that we have children right?"

"our children are angels. totally different from those other gremlins."

"you can't call yeji's friends gremlins!" seulgi laughs, "and you're biased."

"they make me sing songs ever since yeji told them that i sing her and hyunjin to sleep sometimes. i'm not a puppet."

"but you are a great singer... i don't blame them."

"my singing days ended in college." jaebeom sighs, looking in the mirror at his transformed image. "i can't believe you're making me do this."

"when you see yeji, and how you two match, it'll be worth it." seulgi smiles, hugging him from behind, "so pretty."

"i always knew you had a kink for crossdressing, based off of all those mangas you read."

"you read those same mangas." seulgi accuses, "alright... you're all beautiful. it's yeji's turn. get out." jaebeom rolls his eyes playfully, standing to his full height and looming over seulgi.

"i'll get you back for this tonight." he promises, kissing her quick before leaving their room, calling out for yeji.

jaebeom sits on the couch in the living room, watching hyunjin play with a toy xylophone, and wondering if hyunjin would become a musician. yeji comes skipping down from the hallway, showing off the same red dress that she wore like jaebeom. the only difference was that his apron was blue, while yeji's was yellow. she has a treat bag shaped like a pumpkin but decorated with felt black cats, it screams seulgi's doing, and it makes jaebeom laugh. "we'll be leaving now." jaebeom calls out as seulgi follows from the hallway, waving goodbye. 

jaebeom guides yeji out of the apartment, and to the elevator. yeji pushes the button and then grabs hold of his hand, telling him how excited she is to show off her costume. jaebeom nods, waiting patiently for the doors to open, and when they do, he finds himself bent over in a laughing fic. "yeah, yeah, laugh it up, asshole." jinyoung complains, looking grumpy in his purple dress, long brunette wig and a princess crown.

"this is great. i thought my costume was shit." he laughs, getting into the elevator compartment with yeji who ignores both the dads and runs up to lia, pointing out all the things she liked about her costume while lia did the same to hers. "what do you get out of this though?"

"foot massages for the next week." jinyoung proclaims proudly, "you?"

"a lot less innocent than a foot massage." jaebeom snorts.