Watashi no ai: Raifusākuru

42. Vanilla Factory

|Third POV|

It was like 3 am when Micheal started crying. Some of the parents should get up and go to comfort him.

"Oi! Idiot! Wake up!"

"Nhhhhh!"

Katsuki punched Deku in the face with a pillow what made Deku wake up. Deku glared at Katsuki but that didn't scare him. Katsuki returned the glare and started yelling at Deku:"CHILD IS CRYING!!! GO PUT HIM ASLEEP!"

"Why don't you do it? It's your child too!"

"Well you are already awake!"

"You are awake too..."

"Yeah but I don't stinck! While you are on your feet GO WASH YOURSELF!"

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN!?!?!" Katsuki pushed Deku from the bed and  Deku fall on the floor.

|Dekus POV|

I can't believe Katsuki pushed me from bed. How painful~~~~

I putted child on asleep. It took him 50 minutes to finnaly fall asleep. It's like I was trying to put asleep baby Jesus! After successfully not killing my child I went to shower myself because I don't want Katsuki hitting me again.

When I finnaly returned back to bed it was 4:30 am. Katsuki was asleep. I liked his sleeping face he looked so peaceful.

"Staring at people while they sleep is creepy!"

"Ah?!?! Sorry?!?!"

"Go sleep."

...

|Katsuki's POV|

Morning came and stupid sun woke me up. I hate fucking sun. I stood up and went to bathroom. It's like 9 am now and I need to go make breakfast for children. So, I headed myself towards kitchen. I was surprised when I saw that breakfast is already on table.

"PAPA!~~~!!!!" Aiko approached me really fast and hugged me pretty tightly. 

"Good morning Princess." I greeted her while pushing her away. Daichi and Ryuu greeted me with:"Good morning Kat!".  ... Kat? Kat?!?!! Why Kat?!? I didn't really wanna argue about that so I just greeted them back.

I saw how Deku desperately tries to feed poor Micheal, but Micheal refuse to eat.

"You are doing it wrong."

"I am doing it for past two years and it's was going great until now!"

"Move."

"Katsuki, I know what I am doing;"

"No, you dont! You shouldn't force child to eat. You need to make it interesting to him!"

"What is he? Albanian Prince?!?!"

"Just move away." Idiot finnaly listened to me and moved away. I started playing with folk like is a plane and child happily ate his food. Deku was little shocked but still convenienced his methods are better.

"How did you made breakfast? You don't know how to cook!" I asked him while feeding Micheal.

"Well I brought dounats for children, coffee for me and baby food for Micheal. That's how I have been feeding them this last two years."

"What?!!! You bastard!!! Maybe punishment wasn't strict enough!!!"

"You wanna punish me again~~~~"

"I'd rather die!"  Deku kind a shivered on that. Aiko is smart. Unfortunately. So she understood about what we are talking about.

"You know Dad. I wonder how Papa punished your vanilla factory. You know you like making vanilla, he likes eating vanilla...~~~"

Deku and I were shocked. She said that in front of Ryuu and Daichi. I could feel my face starting to form red colour. And I could see same reaction on Deku's face.

"What?!!! That's not fair!!!! When I am punished I need to stay in my room but when elders are punished they can eat vanilla?!?!" Deku and I just stood there frozen and red as hell while Daichi and Aiko laughed on Ryuu's comment.

"Well don't worry Ryuu. Dad's vanilla factory it's closed now." Daichi

"Dad have vanilla factory?!! And he took Kat to see it!!! I wanna go to vanilla factory too!!! I love vanilla!!!!! Dad!!!!!" Daichi and Aiko still laughed like some crazy ass idiots and we stood there, like sculptures. I mean how to explain that to 9 years old boy!?!?!?!?!?!

"Ryuu. Remember how you learned in school that children come when Dad and Mom love each other very much and then they decide to have kids and etc etc "

Aiko!!!!!!

"Yes!"

"Well let's just say that if Mom wants to have children he or she needs to suck little Daddy's vanilla!"

"AIKO!!!!!STOP IT!!!!"

"Aaaaa...  Then no thank you. I am too young to have a baby. Maybe next year."

"Ryuu....!!! Don't listen to Aiko and Daichi!!! They don't know what they are saying!!!!"

"But Dad. Aren't we right?"

"WHAT?!?! NO??????"

"Let's forget about this conversation, shall we?" I finnaly added myself. Daichi and Aiko looked at each other and then nooded. Ryuu looked pissed and he commented:"I will never forgive you dad!"