Keith: LANCE!!
Lance: Yeah Keith!
Keith's Pov: I enter the living room knowing Lance would probably laugh at me
Lance: *Laughs* What are you wearing?
Keith: Pidge said we needed to wear couples halloween costumes since we're together
Lance: Keith, this is our third Halloween together and we've never dressed as couples before and when did you start listening to Pidge?
Keith: I'm not just listening to Pidge, I think it'd be fun to dress up together
Lance: Okay, what did you have in mind that's not... That
Keith: It was Pidge's idea okay
Lance: *Laughs* How about we go as eggs and bacon
Keith: That's not any better than the peanut butter and jelly idea
Lance: Hmmm...What if we do something sexy *Winks*
Keith: Lance!
Lance: Why don't we call Pidge and see if she has any ideas
Keith: Okay *Calls Pidge*
Pidge: Hello
Keith: Hey Pidge
Pidge: What's up?
Keith: Lance and I need help picking out our Halloween costume
Pidge: So he didn't like the peanut butter and jelly idea?
Lance: it's not that, I think Keith is a very cute piece of jellied bread but I just think that we could come up with something a bit more creative
Pidge: Yeah or you could just go as an angel and a devil, it's clish clashy and sexy, everything you guys are wanting
Lance: That's actually a pretty good idea Pidge, thank you
Pidge: Anytime
Lance: *Ends call* I call being the devil!
Keith: Of course you do...
Lance: Well obviously, devils are sexy
Keith: Are you implying I'm not sexy?
Lance: No! Your way sexier than the devil but I just act more like the devil, I'm more confident and I'm not afraid to be sexy in public
Keith: More like your overly confident and cocky
Lance: You love that about me!
Keith: Sure
Lance: You do
Keith: Maybe just a little bit
Lance: Told you so
Keith: Stop being so cocky!
Lance: Make me~!
YOU ARE READING
Klance Halloween AU's
FanfictionThis is a bunch of Halloween themed short stories in honor of spoopy month! These are being published until Halloween maybe a little after (These short stories may be continued next year if I'm not busy writing something else) ALL ART BELONGS TO ART...
