The Holy emo bible

The Whisk Fic

It was a rainy night and Dan was just casually in his browsing position, scrolling down the navy blue sea of tumblr posts. Phil is right by the fireplace, on his laptop as well.

"Dan...?" Phil said unsurely.
"Hmm?" Dan answered, not moving a bit. 
"I saw the whisk video," Phil muttered. 
"Well you should've it's been out for like a month now," 
Phil suddenly stood up and chuckled. "No Dan, I mean... The actual video." 
He placed his hand on the brunette's chin and forced eye contact. Dan gulped. He could see the darkness in Phil's eyes - he knows when his boyfriend has a naughty idea. The blue in his eyes changes into deep void, and Dan knew he could not resist the calling.

"Wait wait wait Phil..." He sinked in the sofa crease. "Phil, I don't think...." 
"Oh I know you can. I trained you myself." 
"Right," Dan pushed Phil away. "I'm gonna make us both some hot chocolate and you will calm the fuck down." 
Dan clumsily fled to the kitchen. He pulled out two mugs and poured milk in it as fast as he can, then stuck them in the microwave. As he pressed the button on the machine, Phil turned him around and kissed him passionately. Dan's face was burning - he tried resisting the kiss at first, but as Phil invaded his lips, he just completely melted... Their tongue collided as Phil's hands brushed down his boyfriend's back. The kiss slowly turned into a loving bite - Dan knew Phil was being rougher than usual, but he let him continue. He could taste his own blood, and unconsciously he moved closer to Phil's embrace. The kiss was broken off as the microwave beeped.

".....Phil, Phil...."Dan panted. "The milk is ready." 
Phil smiled and slid his hand on Dan's pulsing package. "And so are you." 
He reached in for a second kiss as he unbuttoned Dan's jeans, and started rubbing his boyfriend's dick. Dan just couldn't do anything. He felt like he was melting under Phil's touch as his mind turn into mush. It's one of those things Dan Howell knows damn well: when Phil turns into a lion, he is nothing but prey.

Phil knows how to make Dan weak. Starting from the bottom of his balls he stroked softly up, then paused and played with very top of his member. His left hand never stopped massaging Dan's back, and his lips moved from the kiss to Dan's neck. All Dan could do was moan and whimper in pleasure as Phil left hickeys all over his neck and shoulders. The microwave beeped again to tell them the milk is indeed ready - but the couple ignored it this time as they grew more and more passionate.

"Phil,,,,, Can we take this to the bedroom....'" Dan begged as his legs slowly lose function. 
Phil chuckled under his breath. "Don't you think this is more of a kitchen themed thing?"
Though Dan's brain was screaming a big "SHIT" his thought was cut short as Phil somehow lifted him up on the counter and started kissing his balls in one swift action. Phil is exceptionally good at oral sex, and even though Dan's only anal experience was with Phil, nothing makes him more turned on than Phil eating him out. Knowing Dan, Phil made sure the licking and sucking was audible (audible dot com slash random youtuber to get your free audio book); he knows the slurps and smooches are more erotic than any words. Not long later Phil could fit three fingers in Dan and just as he could easily make the brunette come he pulled out his fingers.

"Phil... Phil..... " Dan grabbed Phil's hand as an attempt to make him continue, but Phil instead reached over Dan's body for what was on the kitchen counter - a whisk.

"Don't worry I'll start slow," Phil groaned. He started stroking his own cock as he pushed the handle of the whisk in his boyfriend. His wet pulsing hole easily swallowed the metal handle, but as the whisk part enters his ass was stretched wider and wider. As the handle reaches Dan's prostate Phil could see the pink folds and how fast he was pulsing and clenching. Carefully he rotated the whisk as he enjoyed the view and the moans from his boyfriend. It didn't take long for both of them to climax - all it took was one turn and the boys just collapsed on the kitchen counter, kissing again - this time, slowly and tenderly as if they were drunken with passion.

"Well," Dan panted, still recovering from the intense pleasure. "I think we need a new whisk now."
Phil gave Dan a kiss on the forehead. "Now that I saw how it went... I just want to let you know you're really beautiful inside out."
"...pHIL jesus christ."

And they had warm milk and passed out on the sofa watching anime.

THE END.