The Holy emo bible

the egg fic

A lonely bowl of fresh chicken eggs awaits on the kitchen counter.

Phil lies, sprawled out naked in a highly sexual pose on the sofa, awaiting his victim, Dan.

Dan enters, returning from his shower, only a towel wrapped around his waist. He looks at Phil.

"PHIL, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" says Dan shocked.

"Waiting for you..." replied Phil, grinning suggestively.

He gets up and begins to caress Dan's wet body. Dan struggles a little at first but gradually begins to enjoy it and suddenly feels the arising of his crotch. Dan drops the towel and they begin to touch each other all over, moaning loudly. Dan grabs the vegetable oil from the counter as they begin to move over into the kitchen. Dan smothers them both in the slippery yellow lubricant. Phil fumbles around for the closest thing to shove inside Dan to tease him.

He grabs an egg and slowly pushes it up Dan's meatus. It hurts, but he enjoys it, and so he moans louder. They both hear a spine-tingling crack as Phil moves down onto his knees to suck out the cracked slimy egg out of Dan. This causes Phil to be sick. He throws up all over Dan and begins to feel the excrement being released.

It's a sticky, light brown liquid paste and soon begins to slide down his bare leg. they rub it all over each other, getting even more aroused by the scent. However, it starts to get too much to handle and Dan quickly inserts two eggs into Phil's rectum. This holds back the poop for about a minute while Dan dribbles his saliva onto Phil's penis. But all of a sudden they hear another cracking sound and the eggy feces begins to stream from Phil's anus. Dan decides to clean up the stenching mess with his tongue, as he knew this would arouse Phil further. They both projectile vomit into each other's mouths and smear it onto each other's slippery naked bodies.

Suddenly, Phil begins to peel back his face, and removes his costume. In front of Dan, stands a huge octopus. Dan is not too phased by this as he is past the point of caring and needs to get it out of his system. He grasps a tentacle and starts to rapidly insert it in and out of his anus. This causes internal bleeding from his ripped organs and he collapses onto the kitchen floor tiles as the octopus goes back to the ocean. The real Phil enters and sees Dan lying on the floor. 'What the fuck...?' He thinks to himself as he sees the mess of excrement, vomit, and eggs coating the floor. He begins to give him CPR, despite the feces and sick surrounding his mouth. He begins breathing heavily and opens his eyes to see Phil standing above him and pulls down Phil to kiss him. Pulling away from the heated kiss, Dan leans closer to Phil and lightly whispers into his ear "I didn't know you were into that kinky tentacle porn Phil." Phil looked startled, 'what' Phil thinks to himself, but he enjoyed the kiss so he didn't question Dan. Instead he got aroused, he could feel his member harden in his pants."Finish me off phil!" Dan moans into Phil's ear. "Please." He begs, almost breathlessly. Phil bends him over and grabs the vegetable oil. Forgetting the feces surrounding them on the floor he dribbles the oil onto dan's moist anus, slamming his erected member into him. "Faster.." Dan moans, yet he is still half asleep, worn out from his time with the octopus. Phil gets faster and faster until they both release together all onto the kitchen wall. Collapsing onto each other Phil pulls Dan close to him and runs his pale fingers through the younger boys hair. Smiling down at him he kisses Dan's forehead, leaning in he licks a splat of cum off dan's face. Dan, smiling up at Phil and Phil smiling down at Dan lean in for one final kiss before they pass out on the kitchen floor surrounded by feces, vomit, vegetable oil and of course the cracked eggs.

that was a reliver for you guys ik you've seen some horrifying stuff at this point of this book