Until Death

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The best part about a breakup

Is having your brain fall in love with your heart

They get to go on dates

By yourself

And obviously the brain has to leave a nice tip to impress the heart

And the brain will extend the date to a new location

And if it goes really, really well

Take your heart home

Take yourself home and strip in the mirror

Make your own legs quiver

Make yourself drip just by teasing yourself

Don't listen to music or watch porn

Just enjoy it

Enjoy it because your brain will never leave your heart

Tell yourself that you love everything

Even though the other parts of you knows it's a lie

Love yourself enough the abusive boyfriend named anxiety is kicked out of your stomach

Buy yourself flowers

Because you love summer arrangements

Take selfies

And post them with captions like

"Look at my #wcw <3 all mine"

And then change the comment because that's just kinda weird

Take yourself to concerts

And plan adventures

Realize that you are a whole person

And you don't need someone to love the half of yourself that you despise

Your heart loves yourself for your flaws because they're just flaws

Literally everyone has them

Like even Selena Gomez

Fall in love with yourself

Promise yourself love songs

Go into bridal stores and try on dresses just because all you can think about is taking care of yourself for the rest of your life

And when you're ready

Have a child

Or adopt a dog

Or plant sunflowers

Wake up in the morning every day kissing your own body

Telling yourself that you never want to wake up next to anyone else

Replace every romantic interest with yourself

And I promise you,

You will be happy

'Till death do you part 

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