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How they text spam you

What methods do the boys use to get your attention? Thank you -Agent_38- for the suggestion!  It was really fun to do! 

Goggles:
• Being annoying is one of his many talents!
• If you don't respond the first 2 times, he will spam the whole damn alphabet or weird pictures he has of people
• "GOGGLES IT'S 7 AM IN THE GODDAMN MORNING"
• "B-BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIED"

Rider:

• He didn't know where you were, and he needed your help with something
• He's a normal spammer: he literally just types "hello?", "you there?", "where are you"
• "jeez dude chill i get you need help but i need to c o n s u m e 
• "Okay. Get back to me when you can" 

Army:
• He's more of a calling person, so his spamming texts would be very rare

• The only known occurrence of him doing so was because you were late to a meeting and it was "pivotal that you be there" 
• He spammed his curry recipe 
• oH NO HE GOT ALL HIS TEAMMATES IN ON THE SPAMMING (aka now 4 people are spamming a curry recipe at you)

Aloha:
• Profreshional emoji spammer!
• He'll either spam you with texts containing 50 emojis or he'll spam texts containing 1 emoji 
• At one point you caught him sending sweat drops, the eggplant, and the peach in a row
• "sTOP WITH THE EMOJIS YOU E-BOY"

Mask:
• Being a nuisance is also a talent of his! 
• He'll spam ANYTHING though 
• "mASK IT'S 3 AM"
• HE KEEPS SPAMMING IMAGES AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM

Skull:
• Skull got lost while you two were on a date at Wahoo World
• He doesn't spam typically, but he literally can't find you
• He spams the shit out of your name 
• "skull im literally right behind you now pls stop killING MY PHONE"

Gloves:
• He literally spammed the whole Crusty Sean menu.
• "Gloves. what the hell." 
• "I wanted to know if you wanted to go to crusty seans later"
• Your phone is having an aneurysm from downloading all these messages

Emperor:
• If you don't respond for even the first time, he'll go on a spamming spree
• Like chill bro, you're trying to sleep
• He spams your name until he gets what he wants...which is you to respond
• "Emperor...it's 6 am. go to sleep"

Prince:
• Frankly, Prince is too nice to be a spammer
• He's probably only spammed you like once 
• "prince its ok im not mad at you lol" 
• You respond fairly quickly compared to the others; you don't like worrying Prince, and plus he's baby so you have a moral obligation here