Ikemen Sengoku Oneshots/Scenarios

I like them chunky

A/N: sintheaBlackwell requested a Moto Moto x Ranmaru. I'm considering turning this into a series.....
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Ranmaru POV

"So Ranmaru how exactly do you like em?" asked Lord Masamune

"I like them chunky. Just like Lady Y/N" I asnwered honestly

"Heh.... Lass ain't all that chunky"

Me and Lord Masamune were just talking about tuna flakes until we heard a slight shriek from behind us.

"W-WHAT?!" Lady Y/N looked like she was just right about to faint on the spot before she dashed away.

Me and Lord Masamune looked at each other, both confused about her actions then we see Sasuke arrive where Lady Y/N came from.

We walked towards each other then asked

"Hey, do you have an idea why Lass suddenly ran away?"

"Do you have an idea why Lady Y/N ran away, Lord Sasuke?"

He started fidgetting but he looked happy. "I would like to ask what happened first."

We told him that we were just talking about how I like my tuna flakes because Lord Masamune was planning to make sandwiches for all of us and Lady Y/N seemed to be disturbed by my answer.

He looked at us flustered then spoke "Actually, where we are from, there is a joke where Y/N could have misinterpreted your answer as well that joke."

"What joke is that exactly?" asked Lord Masamune.

"A dirty one apparently."

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"Ranmaru, you might just wanna go to the lass and explain yourself before she thinks of weird stuff." Lord Masamune started to push me but he was stopped by Sasuke saying "Lord Masamune, you may also want to explain yourself to Y/N. There is a thing where we are from that she is quite fond of."

"What is it?" I asked

"Yaoi. I will explain in a later date so the two of you should just go. However, my knowledge in such a matter is not really all that detailed because I just recently found out about it myself."

Me and Lord Masamune then hurried to Lady Y/N's quarters so we can explain ourselves.
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A/N: ......Y/N what on earth are you telling Sasuke?
Y/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A/N: I want the top
Y/N: What top?
A/N: Top of the bunk bed in hell.