That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 1

.:. *3rd person* .:.

"AMERICA- FUCK YEAH- HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER EFFING DAY NOW!"

"America, your making a fool of yourself."

"But New York and Florida found it cool!" America whined back.

"Since when do you care about what your, quote 'children' unquote, think, like and dislike?"he muttered back.

"Hey! ThaTs rUDe rUssIa!"

Russia sighed, being tortured by the never ending  project/work he was assigned to do with America, and sat on him.

"Get off me!" he cried.

Russia ignored him. America struggled, trying to escape. Of course, miserably failing. He was saved by his phone ringing, declaring that America was currently being texted by the one and only Japan. Russia muttered something about luck in russian (watch me be lazy UwU) as America pretand to gasp for air. America quickly snatched his phone and started typing to Japan.

America: "Yo Japan, Whats up!"

Japan: "Hoi Ameri-kun! Germany said he had something cool to show to me, you, russia, south korea, Poland and Canada! So bring your yaoi ass over here."

America: "Ok, be there in a bit."

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Seeing as the texting ended, Russia flopped back on America.

"What did she say." Russia asked in the form of a statement.

"Get off first." America responded

"No."

"Get off Get off Get off GeT oFf gET ofF GET OFF!"

"No."

America pouted, but than suddenly brightened up. He grabbed Russia's ushanka and flung it across the room.

"HEY!"

Russia yelled, attracting the attention of a few of America's states. Alabama snickered, Virginia whispered something to West Virginia, Florida muttered something to Oklahoma who passed the message to New York, who passed the message to everybody else spying, or as the fan's prefer, watching for tactical purposes.

Russia punched America in the gut and scuttled across the room and got his ushanka back on his head. He scuttled back over, and stole America's phone to check the message from Japan. He grabbed America and flung him across his shoulder. America squeaked out of surprise and the quick cut from air he suffered from when Russia tossed him on his shoulder. Russia walked easily to the door, as if America weighed nothing less than a pen. America stared at Russia's back, and looked up to see at least a dozen states standing there, most wearing smirks and the others doing their best attempt at a lenny face. America snickered when he saw one of the states had taped a paper to their face, and that on the paper was a lenny face.

The dozen states took a deep breath, and shouted;

"GAYYYYYY~"

America stared,eyes widened. Russia froze for a moment, but quickly walked away, still carrying America like a sack of potatoes.

"Aw~ Does the Russia finally feel emotion?" America cooed at Russia, who simply huffed in reply.

-timeskip brought to you by Bi-fi-

Russia knocked on the door, or was going to knock,when unholy screeching was heard. Scotland, who was walking by, looked at the house and at America, who was still positioned like a sack of potatoes on Russia's shoulder.

"Ay lad" he greeted, like this was a normal day to day thing to see. America waved.

"Hey Scot man"

South Korea opened the door, with a grin.

"Come in before Japan runs outside!" he shouted over the screeching.

Russia nodded and entered Germany's home.

Inside, Germany was T-posing, back turned to what looked like Poland. Japan was trying to get behind him. Saying something about Anime. She quickly noticed Russia and America and squealed.

She was holding a strange rock-gun thing.

"WhO gaVe HeR tHaT!"South Korea screeched

.:. -South Korea's mind- .:.

IT'S A JAPAN WITH A GUN (first to g et the reference to the Tomska thing gets boasting rights. Congratulations to FailureAtYourService )

HOLY SHIT ITS AN ANIME AND YAOI FUELED DESTRUCTION MACHINE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

SHE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY HER SIDE-

FUCC MY LIFE

.:. -3rd person- .:.

Japan jumped at the sound of South's screech, and dropped the rock-gun.

A very sudden and loud bang rang. Germany and Japan ducked,while SK straight out just did a face plant into the ground. Russia's eyes widened in surprise, and America was very confused, seeing as he was still being carried. The two felt something hit them, and both fell into darkness.