That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 7 (+ late x-mas special)

« Ok. »
« Wait...REALLY? I thought you were gonna- I dunno- Try to murder me! » A very surprised Russian [American] replied.
« One, I'm not surprised. And it is 'Christmas' after all. » the tired America [Russia] replied. Germany looked at the two.
« Mein God... GET OUT MY HOUSE! VANK YOU! »
He shouted, ushering everybody but Poland out, seeing Norway with his usual round of gifts for every country he caught. Last year, Germany got caught, was tossed into a box with restraints on his arms, and gifted to Poland who deemed Norway worthy of a hug.
So know, the little red and white bean acts more or less like a friendly bean with Norway  while Germany acts like a terrified 4 year old. Of course, only Japan knew (and filmed) about the whole thing.
« Anyways, Russia, when dealing with Michigan and the whole lake thing... Just stall until a later date » Russia [America] said, nervously eyeing Norway. Who wouldn't? After all, a creepy figure such as the Norwegian is seemingly stalking them. Nothing creepy about that, ey?
Russia, currently starring as America, Aka; caretaker of a bunch of states (Russia never really cared to count them, the only one he knew was Alaska) nodded and walked off after snatching America's phone and exchanging it against his own phone.
Japan watched Norway, knowing what happened last year, she ran to him, greeted him, and said something about a Nazi and a Communist. South Korea watched Norway nod as Japan pointed to something on her phone, using google maps. He was still watching as they walked away, having teamed up for the task ahead of wrapping Nazis in bows for Communists.
South Korea noticed he was all alone with the notorious fucker, America, currently stuck in a disguise of a meat sack known as Russia. Who grabbed his arm and started tugging the poor Korean to the Southerners homer. Which, conveniently or un-conveniently, was shared with North Korea. Who had fallen victim to Norway's treatment, just from another Nordic. He was having much fun explaining his situation to China, who constantly had to avoid random mistletoes Japan had hung everywhere.

Canada was walking home, satisfied by the ending of the match, Montreal sitting upon the Canadian's shoulders.Quebec appeared from the snow and snatched Montreal.
« On a gagné! Les doigts dans le nez! Vous avez perdu! Les doigts dans le cu- (victory chant:we won, picking our noses. You hava lost, fingers in your as*'s)
"Quebec! Langage autour du p'tit!" Canada cut the province's chant off.
(Quebec! Language around the kid)
The three got home to the other provinces and territories holding Michigan and Ontario apart so Christmas didn't start with bloodshed.
Arkansas was talking with an awkward America who had clearly given not up on stopping the fight.
"Russia'll need a miracle to get them to stop... " the Canadian shook his head.
.=. After .=.
Russia was being driven mad by America's kids, and coincidentally looked like America.
Well fudge it. He thought to himself.
" STATES! IM NOT YOUR 'MOTHER' OR 'AMERICA'OR WHATEVER. IM JUST POSSESSING HIS BODY."
There was an awkward silence, relieving to few. Arkansas grabbed her present and left. Followed by Texas and California. Mississippi an Tennessee poked him, discussing this revelation while Kansas just sat in front of a Tv. The others had less silent reactions. 
Canada entered his house and immediately, his territories and provinces gathered round for the presents. Nova Scotia had the honors of opening hers first. When Canada opened his, to his surprise, Ukraine was in the box. Covered in maple syrup.  

A/n: sorry it's so late.Ill try being on time for New Years.
Thank you an good day/night.