That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 2

.:. -3rd person- .:.

Russia and America both blacked out,and fell to the ground. Germany ran to the rock-Gun.

"VAT DID VU DO!"He yelled at Japan,who looked timidly at the floor, both ears down flat. Her tail hung low, swaying slightly, dejected.

South Korea put a hand on Germany's shoulder.

"It isn't her fault, Japan didn't know what would happen!" he protested.

Poland scuffled over to where America and Russia lay.

"She still vid it! Stop defending her! She 'shot' Russland and Amerika!" Germany responded, calming down slightly, but still in a loud tone.

Japan backed up slightly,swerved and hid behind SK. She hissed and waved her hand around like a cat.

"Niemcy... Niemcy! Ameryka and Rosja are waking up." Poland muttered. Germany heard literally nothing.

"Holy shit man...What the hell happened?"Russia said, sitting up, speaking with an American accent.

"Why do I feel different?"He continued, rubbing his head. Russia's hand froze as he felt his ushanka. South Korea and Japan stared, wide eyed. Germany had his mouth opened wide.

"Since when do I-"he looked to the side. "HOLY MOTHER FUCKING BITCHING SHIT, WHY IS THERE A REPLICA OF ME ON THE FLOOR!?"

"Um...Russland?Are vu alright?"Germany asked.

Russia looked at him. "Wha-"

"Chto proizoshlo?.." (google translate:What happened) America asked, knowing how to speak Russian, oddly enough.

Both Japan and Poland thought for a moment.

Poland looked at Russia and asked;

"Whats is your name?"

"America! Duh!" Russia responded. Germany fell on the ground, for his logical mind had exploded. Poland looked at America.

"What is your name?"he asked, yet again.

"Russia."America responded.

Japan had literal stars in her eyes at that point. Japan did the most obvious thing to do. She fan-girl-ed. (Because she'd be damned if she didn't do so after watching the two pine for years)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe- THEY SWITCHED BODIES- ITS A FAN FICTION COME TRUE!"she screamed.

(Russia without parentheses is the body, [america] means the identity inhabiting the body)

Russia [America] looked at Japan for a few seconds.

"Not going to ask."he whispered, but continued with a much louder voice. "NOW IM THE TALL ASS"

America [Russia] got up. He walked to his own self, and got ready to punch his own body. Russia [America] started running, eyes wide with genuine fear. Poland sat there, minding his own business, scooting towards the others, away from the current problem and noise. South Korea was speechless, and Japan was eating some popcorn or whatever.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A TEA SIPPING BITCH!"America [Russia] shouted.

Russia [America] responded by grabbing a small lamp and throwing it at America [Russia], clearly not thinking his actions through. America [Russia] got hit and groaned, rubbing his head.Russia [America] quickly found another lamp. Germany snapped back to reality.

"Wait, Russia, NO!"Germany shouted, forgetting that Russia was in fact America and America was Russia.

America [Russia] got up,and charged at Russia [America] and his prize? Russia [America] picked America [Russia] up into the air, and tossed America [Russia] onto his shoulder.

.: Timeskip for the explanations :.

Germany rubbed his forehead,greatly confused. Poland had long since claimed a chair to sleep in, tuckered out.

Russia [America] yawned, and looked up.

"I gotta piss, be right back." he said, getting up.

America [Russia] 's eyes widened.

"SUKIN SYN!" (google translate:Son of a bitch) he shouted, leaping up and tackling Russia [America]

.: Japan's mind :.

Please, just accept your fates in this freaky friday esque situation and get on with it!