.:. -3rd person- .:.
America [Russia] tackled Russia [America].South Korea,tired before,was now wide awake.
"You don't get to piss or do anything of the sort before your back in YOUR body America,you dumb fuck!"America [Russia] shouted.
Japan, who was fueled by the power of sailing a ship, grabbed Russia [America] and yeeted him to the bathroom. South Korea watched, taking off his headphones. America [Russia] yelled in frustration and anger. He got up and ran to the bathroom.
"America, you son of a bitch,get OUT!"
Russia [America] stared at America (Russia).
''nO!''
.:. with the others .:.
Germany looked around.
''does- ... anybody vant some ving to eat?'' he asked.
Japan looked at him.
''You didn't plan food to watch a ship be actualized like any sane and normal person?''
''Japan? That's only yo-''
Japan interrupted South Korea with one of the most intense 'what the fuck do you mean?' expressions of all time.
''And my whole life has been a lie.''Japan muttered something and left to creepily stalk America and Russia.
.:. Back to Russia and America .:.
''I need to piss Russia,or do you want your..em..your bladder to burst?''Russia [America] said.
''I find it astounding you have enough IQ to formulate a valid counter argument, Amerika.'' America [Russia] muttered loud enough for the other to hear.
''I'll have ya know that I am Smart!''was what America[Russia] got in reply from the angry American who was currently 'possessing' his body.
''Say something smart,and spell a complicated word''
.:. -America's point of view- .:.
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
what long and complicated word do I know-
Ack.
Ok, say something smart, then! Fuck, can't do jack under pressure... film reference it, then! Screw it!
''Live free or die hard?''
''Really? This is coming from the country who had slavery until around the 1860's?''
This son of a bish-
DID HE NOT UNDERSTAND DIE HARD ?THIS UNEDUCATED FOOL- I SWEAR TO GOD-
''Do you not know Die Hard?''I asked,doing my best to not Reeeee like a normal and sane person would.
FUCk.Why is he lookin' at me like I'm some 4 year old?!
.:. Third person .:.
''What is, quote, Die hard, unquote?''America [Russia] asked.
''I refuse to say. You can only watch to understand''Russia [America] responded, putting an emphasis on the watch.
America [Russia] seemed as if he was going to respond, but a phone rang in his pocket.
''And the phone saves the day once again!'' Russia [america] cried, grabbing the phone from America's pocket.
''Ello! Who dis?''
''America,use proper grammar.''
Russia[America] looked up
'Brit' he mouthed, before going back to speaking to Britain. America [Russia] shook his head in a disappointed manner.
A: ''Nah,I'm fine.Whaddya want?''
B:''Where are you.''
A: ''Tha's for me t'know, and you to guess, old man.''
B: *Sigh* ''Ok. CANADA,USE YOUR -FIND MY BUDDY APP TO FIND YOUR BROTHER.''
*far away* ''Which one?''
B: ''america! You know, the guns and fuck you attitude brother?''
A: ''Oooh That's a new one from you.''
B: ''Bloody hell- ''
A: ''Imma throw me phone out the window and onto a car, cya! You ain't tracking nothing but a Prius or something.''
B: ''Mate, Canada already found you. G'day.''
*end of call*
Russia [America] turned to America [Russia] and took in a quick breath.
''Right- so, we need to hide.''
''Oh for trakhayetsya radi.'' America [Russia] responded.
(Google translate; trakhayetsya hadi: Fucks sake)
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A/N: Updates'll be slow cause I got stuff, and I refuse to be more precise. UwU
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That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)
FanfictionIF ANYBODY HAS A BETTER TITLE,PLEASE TELL ME! Random Rusame Countryhumans fanfic Russia and America switch bodies. Done. This... is a bad description, im so sorry-
