"Oh yeah! I heard 'bout that. Although- I'm way more excited 'bout Trump's impeachment hearing. He just lost a few days ago!" Russia [America] ran gushed out excitedly.
Australia face-palmed.
"How are ya so hyper about that?"
"ITS THE THIRD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF ME TO BE IMPEACHED. HOW ARE YOU NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT!!!???" Russia [America] screeched.
Poland ran to Germany, who was wide eyed. Canada ran under a table, only just understanding the switch or swap.
America [Russia] seemed unfazed, and quickly tried to put the American's hand on his body's (Russia's body) mouth to make Russia [America] shut up. Take note, he tried.
"How are you so short? You're like the fourth biggest country in the world. " America [Russia] said, attracting Russia's [America] attention.
"Phrasing."
Australia burst out laughing. Canada got out from under the table.
"T'es vraiment immature- wait- sorry, I forgot that- right. Uh... right sorry. Uh- Your so immature." Canada stumbled over his words, slightly embarrassed about having messed up.
Australia finished his beer and decided he would leave.
"Yo, Im goin' back to the bush (slang; wilderness/wilderness in Australian territory). Tell me when you're back to normal mates!" he said, while walking out the door. Canada looked at the time, quickly realizing he was soon going to be late for a Montreal vs California hockey match.
"I got to go too, sorry!" Canada shouted, running outside, having already thanked Germany for his hospitality. America's phone rang, revealing that Michigan was calling him. America [Russia] watched as Russia [America] answered the phone.
M (Michigan): Ma, tell Ontario that Lake Michigan is technically USA property and not one of Canada's great 5 lakes!
How many times- Right! Imma be right there! : A (America)
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America [Russia] , Germany, Japan, South Korea and Poland all looked at him expectantly. The first one to speak was America [Russia].
"So?"
"You have to go to my place and pretend to be me for about an hour."
"Great! Give me a second, I need to practice being two years old." He deadpanned, ignoring the offended splutters.
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That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)
FanfictionIF ANYBODY HAS A BETTER TITLE,PLEASE TELL ME! Random Rusame Countryhumans fanfic Russia and America switch bodies. Done. This... is a bad description, im so sorry-
