That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 5

Canada screeched at the spider, and Russia [America] burst out laughing. America [Russia] wore the expression of somebody who was greatly annoyed.

Canada ran into the room, and jumped on America [Russia] and clung on like a koala.

"...    Get off me." America [Russia] said, in the usual calm demeanor that he normally had.

"Wha- what?"

"Did I stutter?"

With that Canada scrambled away from America. Looking like the saddest puppy in the world.

"Fuck me dead, its true!.." (fuck me dead- Australian slang for: i'm surprised/that's unfortunate) Australia shouted.

"LANGUAGE! Heh. Captain America, Marvel Avengers.. Rip." Russia [America] shouted, covering Canada's ears. Who, by the way, was about to die from both slight mortification and confusion.

"Right. Germany, can I grab a cold one (beer) from your fridge?"

"Vat? Sure. Just, please don't leave a vege something in mein(my) fridge again."Germany responded.

"Vegemite." Australia corrected before going into the kitchen, clearly having already gone to Germany's place for Australia knew where the kitchen was. He came back, holding a beer.

Russia [America] looked at him.

"Where. Is. New Zealand?"

He asked.

"Oh. Volcanic Eruption.  Whole lot of dead I think. A lot of major burns. She's busy with that. " (This is off of what I know from like- Tuesday. I think?) Australia responded, still slightly weird-ed  out by the whole America-Russia and Russia-America fiasco.

(Fun fact; Nova Scotia a Canadian province, and in french is called Nouvelle-Écosse and Scotland is Écosse. Also, Nouvelle in french means new- so- I'm going to let y'all think about that while I huddle in a corner)

(Fun fact 2: Most of the burn victims from the volcanic eruption mentioned above have burns on their tongues and insides because the air was so hot and because we need to breath [duh]. Also,- I'll stop giving information now TwT)

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A/N:Sorry, this is very short. I will be sure to update again (hopefully) soon, and in the mean time, in case I can't say this/forget to say this, Merry Christmas!