That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 9 (2020 New Year's special)

A/n:
First off- Happy New Year!
For me it's on American/Canadian midnight that I'm officially in the year 2020.
2020
Secondly- I love the new year song- and I love any trap remix/EDM- combine the two? B e a u t i f u l
Thirdly- Uh...I just wanted to say thirdly....
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Japan snuck into America's house the night of the party, need I say more? As in how she snuck into the house? No, I think it's self-explanatory. She knows how to sneak into any house. For... reasons.. *insert awkward and suspicious coughing here* yeah...reasons.
America [Russia] was locked in the bathroom. Why? Because the states put him there. Well, not all the states. Only those who had functional minds. UNLIKE IDAHO WHO THROWS A POTATO AT A BURNING STOVE-  But anyways, back to the point.
"You know you want to look~!" California shouted from the other side of the door, having no shame. Which the country brought up.
"Do you have no shame?"
"No! L.A. , city of sex, baby! Why d'you think I have no shame?" (Los Angeles is located in California) the state responded cheerily.
The locked up American [Russian] sighed audibly. Japan was noticed by Oregon. He waved at her and imitated Spock from Star Trek with the two finger salute thing (if you really wanna know what it is, look it up. As for the Oregon thing, its based off of some research I did. Apparently Oregon is one of the states with the most Star Trek fans in the U.S., though I might be wrong).
"Live long and prosper" he said, very monotone. A bit of practice and he'd be as good as Russia with speaking in a monotone voice! Texas was bored of this, so he started to watch a football (american football) match to pass time.
Japan slid through a few states, making her way (downtown) to the door.
"Russia-kun! You are late to Ireland-kun and Scotland-kun's party! Why?" She asked, her tail curled up in a question mark.
"I have reasons." He responded, recognizing Japan's voice. Luckily, Japan had some sort of anime version of Shaggy's power to bust down the door and free poor locked up America [Russia] who was secretly hoping the door would keep him locked in. Too avoid the party. Cause Russia's an introvert. Japan smiled at the shocked states and tugged America [Russia] outside and into her car. Which, depending on the situation, is worrisome. But today was good, and the two drove to the party.
Slowly, the new year countdowns started.
The first few countries who had the time zones that were more advanced then the others started a countdown in their own respective languages, only to sing at the end of their countdown.

(According to Montreal time)
5:00    Samoa and Christmas Island/Kiribati
5:15.    Chatham Islands/New Zealand
6:00    New Zealand with exceptions and 5 more
7:00     Small region of Russia and 7 more
To this, Russia [America] was told by America [Russia] to just drink a bottle of vodka to celebrate.
And the various countdowns continued.
8:00    Much of Australia and 7 more
8:30    Small region of Australia
9:00    Queensland/Australia and 6 more
9:30    Northern Territory/Australia
10:00  Japan, South Korea, and 5 more
10:15   Western Australia
11:00   China, Philippines and 10 more
12 (noon) Much of Indonesia, Thailand, and 7 more
12:30   Myanmar, Coco Islands
1:00     Bangladesh and 6 others
1:15      Nepal
1:30     India, Sri Lanka
2:00    Pakistan and 8 more
2:30    Afghanistan
3:00    Azerbaijan and 8 more
3:30    Iran
4:00   Moscow/Russia and 22 more
Yet again, Russia [America] was told to drink some vodka plus lip sync as America [Russia] sung a Russian song(either the anthem or a traditional Russian song, reader can choose)
5:00   Greece and 31 more
6:00   Germany and 45 more
7:00   United Kingdom and 24 more
8:00   Cabo Verde and 2 more
9:00   Pernambuco/Brazil, South Georgia/Sandwich Is
10:00 Most of Brazil, Argentina, and 9 more
10:30 Newfound Land and Labrador/Canada
11:00 Most regions of Canada and 28 more
12 (midnight) Regions of USA and 14 more
1:00 am Regions of USA and 9 more
2:00      Some regions of USA and 2 more
3:00     Regions of USA and 4 more
4:00     Alaska/USA and regions of French Polynesia
From midnight to 4 am, America [Russia] was obliged to do activities Russia never would have done before. He would never admit it, but he had a bit of fun. Of course, Russia [America] caught him smiling, so he knew that Russia was enjoying himself.
4:30   Marquesas Islands/French Polynesia
5:00   Small region of USA and 2 more
6:00   American Samoa and 2 more
7:00   Much of US minor outlying Islands

Of course, only countries were there, but the countdown screens liked to be specific, so meh.

.:.Timeskip brought to you by that one (old) Nationwide commercial with zombies in it .:.

At the end of the party, many many many countries were drunk. So drunk, that some were making bad decisions *cough* in bed *cough*. So guess where our friendly neighborhood Japan was?
In ship heaven, snapping pictures and recording videos everywhere she saw fellow countries making out or wrestling or playing twister *cough* fucking each-other.
And she later on sent them to fellow shippers depending on the ships or countries involved; but only the sfw ones, stowing the others away for only truly desperate blackmail situations.
Russia [America] was drunk. Although less drunk than America [Russia] who had tried drinking the usual amount of alcohol the Russian usually drank, forgetting that America didn't have as high of a tolerance for alcohol as Russia. And in a corner of a excluded room, America [Russia] was falling asleep, leaving Russia [America] drunk AND stuck with a drunk bean/potato.

Happy New Year of 2020

Tell me your ships including countries or states or etc and I can try to include them in the story!