That's not me in the mirror (RusAme)

Chapter 8

America [Russia] settled on a chair in America's house, now realizing it was actually surprisingly clean contrary to what the patriot's behavior would make one think. Although, the kitchen stove was on fire... Wait.... THE KITCHEN STOVE WAS ON FIRE. Oh well. Which ever state was screwing around with the stove would deal with it. Cause currently, America [Russia] was currently busy with the tidal wave of questions. Surprising, how many questions Iowa could have.
Canada stared at Ukraine, more than a million thoughts running through his poor maple syrup addicted  mind.
"Um... Priviet Canada?" (I dunno) Ukraine said, feeling the awkwardness already settling in.
"How long were you in th-that box f-for?" Canada stuttered.
"P'pa! Qui est-il?" (Dad who is he) Newfoundland (in French we say Terre-Neuve et Labrador) asked, fiddling around with the black Labrador stuffie Yukon had gotten him as a joke.
"Em.. C'est Ukraine? Un pote, t'inquiète..." (it's Ukraine? a friend, don't worry) the country responded. The language, unknown to the poor boxed ukrainien, greatly confused him.
"Not speak French please? Not understand."he asked, Ukraine's English skills in grammar slightly limited.
"O-oh sorry, I forgot!" Canada exclaimed nervously. Alberta watched the two with a big smirk, British Colombia imitating him. Canada offered his hand to Ukraine, who gladly took it. The Canadian provinces, who had way better manners than the American states, acted as if they hadn't been spying on the two countries. But we know the truth of your actions, ya little sneaks-
Germany had planned on giving Poland a gift, but he lost in the huge pile of paperwork he had yet to finish (Finnish- I'll stop with the pun). So guess what those two got for Christmas?
An HOuR oF sEArcHiNG THrouGh papERwoRk.
Poor Poland had gotten Germany a phone.
"To stay connected with those outside" he said while putting his number on the phone. While Germany finally found his gift. A small doll the polish boy had lost during the dreadful horrors of WWll. With an apology letter attached.
From Australia, Canada got a koala, America a kangaroo and New Zealand a bird.
A kangaroo for America due to his behavior (auto correct put behind).
A koala for Canada due to him being adorable like a koala and etc.
A bird for New Zealand because the author ran out of ideas.

.:. Time skip of a few days brought to you by my brother quoting Tom Hanks in Top Gun .:.

Russia [America] had found much fun in acting drunk around Russia's siblings. After all, they all thought he was just drunk. So he got away with most unusual behavior. The one unusual thing that happened was when Belarus tried planting him in the ground, claiming "Be the potato!". And did Russia [America] play along? Of course he did!
Anyways, Russia [America], to Japan's great anime happiness, met up with America [Russia] almost every day to attack Germany with questions on when they could be normal again, seeing as the German was the smartest out of the 3. Even if America claimed contrary.
And every day, the answer was the same.
"Sorry...Maybe tomorrow?"
The whole bathroom situation though? That got solved. Blindfolds are very helpful, are they not? And for showers or baths...they just hosed themselves while wearing clothes.
Anyways, back on track, Ireland an Scotland, although Scotland didn't really want to, organized some sort of big New Year's party of which the contents were still kept secret. But everybody was invited, so who cares if it's a surprise anyways?