(non canon story 2)

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The lightbearer was sitting in his room, after the battle for Vale. He played video games and decided to sing.

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my power sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my power sword, sword
Even if you could, could

I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword

Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored

I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
Then it was expensive

But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business

And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword

It's sparks of freakin' power

If you don't you're lying

But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord

Lord of power swooooorrrrrddddssssah!

After he finished he saw a very confused primarch at the door. He asked:

"What ?"

(Tobuscus - diamond sword)

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