Apologies in advance for so many swear words, I been um...in a bad mood today. Lol!
*********************************************Monday's, fuck Monday and it's bull-fuckery! If getting up early morning where it was so freezing ,(that he swore his ballsack was threatening to retract up deep inside,and never be seen again.) was bad enough. He was stood in the kitchen at work with that one annoying co worker that always walked in cheery, seriously? The fuck is wrong with those people? He actually started to believe employers hire these people for sole purpose to be a happy bumbling idiot. He grinned at that thought as he glanced over at Goku who was talking with other grumpy coworkers in the corner of the room. He brought his attention back to this annoying co worker, the one where everyone's eyes rolled soon as they walked in the room.
"Were you up to much this weekend?" Jane the annoying coworker leaned in looking at Vegeta with an annoying smile, that smile you want to smack the shit out of.
"Dick, I sat on dick all weekend,my guts like soup,you?" Vegeta glanced at Jane from corner of his eye.
"Oh." Jane pulled a face as she walked away.
Vegeta smirked to himself, that'll teach them for harassing him with such upbeat, and annoying personality on a fucking Monday. Get to fuck with that positive shit, there is such thing as too much positivity right? Because it was oh so depressing listening to someone who always seemed upbeat and not shut the fuck up, when you are trying to feel miserable. Vegeta was startled as his manager leaned into the side of him, the fuck he do this time? "Can I help you?" Vegeta turned to face his manager.
"You've upset a coworker for mentioning something lewd." The manager drummed his fingers on the counter in annoyance. "How many times do I have to tell you off for upsetting staff and for trying to hump your boyfriend every five seconds?"
Vegeta scoffed whilst folding his arms. "Don't be so absurd!... five seconds is just not realistic." He quirked his brow studying the managers stern expression, Ah fuck, he's in shit. "Office?"
"Office!" Manager pointed to direction of his office as he shook his head in annoyance. He followed Vegeta in slamming the door behind, causing the employees to glance over, then over at Goku who stood looking nervous.
Leaning back on the chair for what must of been five minutes, whilst the manager proceeded to talk some shit, to be honest he wasn't paying much attention. The voice was simply muffled bollocks in his hears. Then those words "were you even listening?" Awoken him, those words so effective on awakening you from a trance like state. Vegeta simply nodded in hope he wasn't asked to repeat back what was said.
"Leave!" The manager massaged his temples whilst Vegeta abruptly left.
Walking out the office, he sighed seeing Goku stood opposite waiting for him. "Don't ask, because I don't even know what the fucker said; I wasn't paying attention." Vegeta shrugged, he noticed Goku's eyes widened looking behind him. Vegeta sighed and spun on his heel to face his manager. "Office?" The manager didn't even have to say anything, he gave him a glare and held the door open for Vegeta to walk back in.
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Back home Vegeta sat with a pout, he was given suspended leave thanks to his annoying coworker. How the fuck was that fair? Of course it wasn't also due to the fact he back chatted his manager, oh no, it's all Janes fault. Damn that bitch to hell. Goku leaned in poking Vegeta's cheeks, which caused Vegeta to shove him back.
"Hey, I know what'll lighten the mood." Goku smirked leaning into Vegeta.
Vegeta raised his brows, seeing the seductive look on his boyfriends face caused him to smirk back. He bit his lip as he felt Goku tug at his shirt, feeling rough kisses attack his exposed skin as each button came undone. Vegeta threw his head back, a low moan escaped through his lips from the excitement from simply the thought of being fucked. He felt the kisses stop and Goku moving away. "Wow, fuck no! Kakarot you get back here and finish off!" He was about to raise to his feet till he was pushed firmly back on the sofa.
"Hang on, Ive got something I want to try." Goku grinned as he started to walk away again.
Vegeta simply shrugged. "Well alright then." He leaned back anticipating for what Goku had in mind, it better not be shower gel that's for damn sure! He raised a brow as Goku walked in with a small bowl.
"Um, what the fuck?" Vegeta started to panic slightly as Goku gave a mischievous grin, whats that bastard got planned?
Goku leaned in with the bowl of melted chocolate. "So I've heated it up in the microwave." He leaned in more slowly tilting the bowl above Vegeta's exposed skin.
Vegeta scrunched his face up "I'm pretty sure that-" before he could complete his sentence, he broke out in a horrified scream as Goku drizzled some on top of his abs.
Goku paused, he placed the bowl to the side seeing tears forming in Vegeta's eyes, as his face turned red. Oh, he's fucked up. He panicked trying to wipe the chocolate off him, but it only made it worse. Vegeta rushed out to wash it off on the bathroom. Goku gulped as heard his name being called out alongside many profanities. He rushed to get ice packs as he heard Vegeta scream out how much it fucking burned, mental note was made to not melt normal chocolate in the microwave to pour on your boyfriend.
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Seconds later they were sat watching tv, Goku kept his distance as he sat the other end of the sofa making occasional glances. He couldn't help but grin seeing Vegeta's pout, holding ice pack on his chest whilst drumming his fingers on the arm of the sofa in annoyance. "I guess those ice packs did come in handy after all." Goku grinned widely.Vegeta didn't even give any eye contact. "Shut the fuck up." He huffed whilst Goku burst out laughing.
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New Romance.
FanfictionSequel To secret affair, because now they are together doesn't mean things won't go terribly wrong for them. Contains smut, a lot of smut even from the beginning. Also contains profanities, if you are sensitive to that, then avoid. ;) *i don't own...