New Romance.

Chapter 20

Cuddled in bed feeling ever so sorry for themselves after yesterday's fun and games. Goku had managed to sober himself up in the morning, soon as they arrived back into the apartment they stripped down to their boxers and climbed into bed nursing a headache. The pair were surprised that the hadn't just got down and dirty as soon as they got into bed. Goku was spooning Vegeta, it may be late afternoon; they didn't care they had day off work they can spend it the day feeling sorry for themselves. Vegeta felt smug feeling Goku holding him in a tight embrace, knowing that if Chichi was here she'd be very envious. Does he seriously hate her? yes. Will that ever change? highly unlikely, that bitch tried to turn them into human centipede after tampering with their lube. Okay, a bit extreme, that's besides the point. Never mess with people's lubes! alas, their embrace couldn't last for long for the obnoxious buzzer hummed through their apartment. Vegeta nudged Goku as he pulled the duvet over his head, he kept meaning to rip the wires out from that thing. "Go answer it!" Vegeta snapped.

"Why me?" Goku whines, he was enjoying being cuddled up in bed. He felt Vegeta kick him off, he tried to stop himself for falling over, unfortunately it was too slow. He was practically close to the edge of the bed to begin with. He pulled a face at Vegeta who's back was facing him all nice and snuggled up in the duvet. He huffed as he stormed out the room rubbing his eyes to answer the door. He opened the door to see his dad which fully awoken him. "Dad?"

"No, it's the tax man." Bardock quirked a brow and stepped in looking at son up and down. "rough night?"

Goku let out a groan. "why you here?"

"Right, so I got one of these-" Bardock pulled out his phone and showed Goku a vibrator app he had installed for a toy.

"Oh my god, dad!" Goku pushed the phone out of his face as he looked away mortified.

"Well I saw how much you enjoyed it, so thought I'd purchase one for you know..." Bardock smirked, he looked around seeing it was only Goku in the room."how's Vegeta doing?"

"Dad what the fuck?" Goku shook his head at his father in disbelief. He was beginning to question what it must be like to have a normal family, as his was far from normal.

"What?" Bardock looked at his son not seeing what the issue was.

"That stuff is um...private." Goku's cheeks filled with crimson.

"I think it's gone past being private between you two."  Bardock raised a brow whilst folding his arms, a slight smirk set on his face. He chuckled seeing Goku face palm. "I'm just wanting to spice things up in the bedroom."

"With my mother!" Goku threw his hands in the air looking at his dad in disgust. 

"Well how do you think you were made? Not by miraculous conception." Bardock shrugged, totally unfazed by what he was asking his son.

"Go and look it up online or something." Goku pinched the bridge of his nose, this is just what he needs after the ordeal he had last night. Why him? just why?

"I don't see why you are getting embarrassed about this, you two raunchy animals have exposed yourselves in many of ways, I know, I read the book." Bardock stated as a matter of fact.

Goku pulled an inquisitive look."What book?" 

"Oh, never mind." Bardock shrugged, oh he knows, he knows what we are all reading. "So, how do I use this thing then?" Bardock waved his phone at Goku.

"Dad!" Goku covered his eyes, he doesn't want to help his dad out let alone know what his dad had plans with his mother.

Vegeta walked in with a loud yawn, causing both Bardock and Goku to look over before looking back at each other. 

"Well if you can't tell me, I'll ask your boyfriend." Bardock sighed.

"Ask me what?" Vegeta folded his arms, he's just got out of his comfy bed, the fuck is he missing here?

Bardock approached Vegeta showing his app. "so I got one of these."

Vegeta's eyes widened staring at the phone then looking back at Goku."Yeah I'm going back to bed." he briskly left the room, fuck that shit, he's out. He's getting PTSD from the butt plug incident not from the fact he had played tug of war to get it out his boyfriends backside, but more the fact Bardock had seen his naked selfie.

"Why are you both acting so embarrassed all of a sudden?" Bardock scratched the back of his head.

"Because it's not a conversation to have with your dad!" Goku shook his head, cheeks crimson as he looked at the floor.

"Hey, I don't judge you two for the kinks you are into. I'm just looking for advice, your brother is no help, he isn't as sexually active as you are." Bardock leaned against the wall crossing his arms.

"Oh my god dad." Goku buried his face in his hands.

"Well will you at least give me tips on how to persuade your mother to use it?" Bardock looked at his phone knitting his brows, these apps were all new to him.

"No!" Goku snapped, his cheeks burning red from embarrassment, it's not everyday you have your parent approach you for such advice.

"It's not like we are under the same roof now, so you won't hear anything." Bardock shrugged, he watch as Goku covered his face "hey, we never said anything when you brought girls over and-" Goku cut him off before he could continue.

"Please just stop!" Goku ran his fingers through his scalp, oh my god, what is wrong with his dad?

"Well that's what your brother ended up shouting whenever you had woke him with such antics." Bardock laughed shaking his head. "in fact it's what you both used to shout out when your mother and I were at it."

"This is embarrassing, go and find your own ways to be adventurous and don't ask me!" Goku gave his dad a stern look.

"Hey, I been adventurous whilst you were still chillin in my testicles, I just didn't have these fancy gadgets to help me along." Bardock waved his phone in Goku's face. Vegeta had walked in just as Bardock had said that, he looked at Goku's embarrassed expression and burst out laughing.

"alright, I'll give you some tips." Vegeta smirked at Bardock knowing this was going to embarass Goku more.

"Vegeta? what the hell?!" Goku shook his head in disgust.

"May as well help the old man, he uses Viagra after all." Vegeta shrugged looking over at Goku who was now rocking back and forth in disbelief of what was being said to him.

Bardock nodded his head at this."he has a point son." 

"urgh, I'm not being a part of this." Goku whined and ran out the room.

Bardock looked over at Vegeta who smirked. "So, how does this thing work?" Vegeta grabbed Bardock's phone and showed him the different settings and about the different speeds. He chuckled seeing Bardock's look of amazement. "alright, and how shall I persuade her then, how did you persuade my son to make a tit of himself at the party?"

"By promising him that he can do whatever he wants with my body." Vegeta grinned, yeah, he's a crafty bastard.

The pair sat on the sofa sharing tips, because that is totally what you do with your boyfriends father.