Avengers Stories //Oneshots//

Avengers Dodgeball

Dodgeball. A harmless sport played in highschool, middle school, and elementary gyms alike.

Only, put the Avengers in the mix and it isn't exactly....safe? That wasn't the word. All the balls were cushioned and wouldn't hurt for someone to get hit. How about.... it becomes extremely competitive, like level 3000.

"I'm going to get you Clint!"

A ball went sailing beside Tony's head and he jumped out of the way. A blindfolded Natasha had her body angled in his direction, the most likely thrower of the ball.

"I am not birdbrian!"

"Oops, sorry shell head."

"This is why you don't play with blindfolds on! Why are you and Clint blindfolded anyway??"

"It makes it more extreme." She said with a grin as she turned away.

Tony started muttering under his breath. "I don't know how you're going to make this anymore extreme. Two blindfolded former assassins," there was a loud crash. He sighed. "Make that three."

"How did you rope barns into it?!" He yelled the question as he flipped on his headset. Holograms appeared in front of him, showing the main gym and then the maze all around it where different dodgeball items were stored.

  These items consisted of: nerf guns, filled water bottles for hydration, granola bars to refill energy, dodgeball canons, large slingshots stationed at every wide corner, hiding spots, ladders and ropes creating advantage points, etc.

Tony still doesn't know where the nerf guns came from, but his bet is on Clint. Or Jarvis. Sneaky AI son.

The brunette genius stands at the lime dividing the two sides. The maze is a free for all with three different teams-

Peter's team were the purple jerseys - Bucky, Wanda, and Scott.

Steve's team were the blue jerseys - Clint, Sam, Dr. Strange, and Rhodey

Natasha's team were the red jerseys - Bruce, Pepper, Vision, and Thor

Tony couldn't imagine how much more insane it would be if the Guardians were here.

Loki and Tony played referees. Loki took to being a snake and slithering about with the unnatural speed of a snake. Harley was also out there, throwing water balloons from a tower with the help of Friday to get accurate aim and reach faraway places with a small, safe Iron Man gauntlet.

Tony snorted as he watched one of those water balloons hit Scott and Bucky. Peter laughed from a rope (do not fall Peter, Tony silently urges) and nailed then both with dodgeballs. Their grey vests went from green collars and lining to red. A countdown from ten minutes started on Tony's screen by their profile while padded claws pick the grumbling pair up from the maze.

The genius smiled, watching as Clint and Natasha had started a showdown with everyone else only for the serious-ish atmosphere to be broken by an absolute squeal from Sam as Loki fell onto his shoulder yelling "Pancake mix!"

A grin broke out across his face. The engineer threw his head back and laughed joyously. This was awesome!

Ans then the guardians crashed through the roof wearing green shirts and the same vests as the others, brandishing dodgeballs and nerf guns.

Oh this was going to be good!