𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 & 𝐖𝐀𝐃𝐄: 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐅

18; poisonous

-' 🕷 It had been weeks since Wade had met May, and the boys were drawing more and more comfortable with each other. After patrol, The Arachnid would find Deadpool so they could have dinner together. It wasn't until tonight, that Spider-Man invited Deadpool to patrol with him.

Peter sat at the edge of the building, gently kicking his feet. His wide bug lenses stared down at busy streets, a hum escaping his lips. The Freshman felt a static on the back of his neck, and his sensory went off to signal someone was drawing closer. His head snapped around, and his lenses were met with Deadpool's causing him to grin from behind the mask.

Wade sat beside the smaller boy, putting the bag of food beside the two of them. Spider-Man and Deadpool hadn't really been seen with each other, if this went well they could do so much more together. Peter, however was very worried, he didn't want anyone to be killed tonight.

" DP? There's something we need to talk about.."

" sure, but how about we make out first?"

" Wade.."

" Sorry, serious time. I can be serious. What's up?"

" I need you to promise me you won't kill anyone tonight.." Pete's voice was quieter, and soft now. " I just- I don't like it if you kill anyone, but, Spider-Man doesn't kill.."

" What? No. People like Mysterio or Thanos, they deserve to die. They're evil."

" Nobody deserves to die. Everyone gets a second chance, Wade. Killing someone who has killed isn't justice, an eye for an eye is never fair. Do you want death on your conscience?"

" Maybe everyone deserves a chance, but what if that turns into a third chance? A fourth? Hell, how about a twentieth? Peter, some people will always be stuck in their ways. "

" Just, no killing tonight. Please? Promise me, you won't kill anyone tonight." Spider-Man looked up at him hopelessly, the worry showing through in the white lenses.

" Fine. No unaliving anyone tonight. Just for you Spider-Butt."

Peter smiled, crawling onto Deadpool's lap, straddling either side of his hips. And he leaned in closer, whispering against his ear.

" How about, as a thank you we do that Spider-Man kiss you told me about?" Pete giggled at the soft gasp that escaped Deadpool, as he looked toward the audience like he was from The Office. " But I still think it sounds stupid.."

" Its not stupid! It's kissing science! You're upside down, I'm right side up, your top lip is my bottom lip, and then the tongue-"

" Okay, I get it, Wade. I get it. " He rolled his eyes with a giggle, biting his bottom lip.

" But you might wanna get off of me. Something about the spandex and the leather, and you on my lap, makes my Canadian blood boil." Wade gently rubbed the Arachnid's hips, watching as Spider-Man climbed off his lap.

[ why did you agree to that? You f*$%ing idiot! Are you a dumb@$$?]

[ Even I don't like this. What of Peter gets hurt? We just can't unalive anyone?]

[ Too bad d!p$#!t already agreed to it!]

[ Still, I would do anything for Peter. We can protect him without decapitating someone and waving their head in front of their weeping mother-]

" That got dark quick.." Wade hummed happily, brow cocked from behind his mask. He ignored the odd look from Spider-Man. " But, go on.."

[ Technically stabbing someone doesn't kill them. Bleeding out kills them.]

[ Now that you've said it, we've never killed anyone. Ever.]

[ yup. Everyone died naturally, and by naturally I mean the same way anyone would die.]

There was a sudden pause in conversation as Peter looked up at Wade with those sad puppy dog eyes. The mercenary watched him carefully, the amount of love he held for the boy overwhelming. The boy had come into his life, and disrupted almost every aspect of it. Which, in Deadpool's case was a good thing. No more suicides, on more silencing the boxes, just happy Wade Wilson.

[ He hasn't looked at us in disgust yet, but he will. He'll hate you. And soon, you'll either kill him, or he'll hurt you. You don't deserve him. He Will hate you.] Yellow hissed angrily, and Deadpool turned to to look at him as of he was right there behind him.

" That's not true.." He said softly, swallowing hard. The lump in his throat refused to go down, and he looked back at Peter. His innocent little Peter. " He loves me..Us.."

" Deadpool?" Peter said softly, as he crawled a little closer. His wife bug eyes watched his boyfriends carefully. The Arachnid knew he had voices, he just wanted to understand them. To understand Wade. " Who are you talking to?"

[ Don't tell him. If you tell him about me, he WILL leave.]

" Nobody important, spider-Butt." Deadpool hummed, softly cupping his cheeks.

" Promise you won't kill anyone..?"

" I already promised baby boy.."

There was a silence between the two, until his spider senses burst back into life. Spider-Man grabbed his mercenary, and shoved him to the side as a gunshot echoed through the peaceful New York air. Peter stared down at his lover, his bug lenses wide.

There was a quick shift in dominance, where Wade had flipped their positions. The mercenary was towering protectively over the Spider, and he slowly slipped his katanas out of their concealed location.

He turned to meet a large man, only, he didn't look like a man at all. He was more of a monster then anything, like a large venomous monster. Even so, the mutant was heavily armed.

" Move. You do not concern us, but we will go through you to get to him." The man hissed angrily, his suit looked almost like a thick, black substance rather then spandex. " We want the man of spiders!"

" Well, that's going to be a problem, because Spider-Man belongs to me." The mercenary spoke angrily, he honestly had no idea who was in front of him. " I'm Deadpool, and you must be moldy jizz?"

" We are venom!" The Symbiote yelled out angrily, showing the sharp teeth and the thick saliva rolling down his lips. " We want Spider. And we will get spider."

The alien was growing impatient, he reached out to slam Deadpool against the wall, another hand grabbing Peter quickly. The monsters hand wrapped around the spider's throat, staring down at his bug eyes with his own. He opened his large mouth, his sharp teeth hovering hover his small head. He extended his large tongue to taste the red spandex, letting out a pleasurable exhale.

" we will start with the Spider, and work out way up."

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//So, I think I'll leave you guys hanging for this one, as well as take a moment to explain my other books.

1) Your Majesty ♡: Its a black panther fanfic, in which T'challa falls in love with a commoner of the War dog tribe. Its my first one, and not my best.

2) Always Angry ϟ: A thruce book, where Thor fights with his feelings for his best friend, and eventually everything begins to cave in.

3) ❥ Seven Days Of Love: Dante Spier is a recovering alcoholic with none and nothing to turn to. He hasn't had real contact with another human being since the disappearance of his wife and daughter. But something tugs him near the abandoned house, where he meets the seven deadly sins.

//If you have any ideas for a fix, or want more spideypool, leave it on the comments!!