𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 & 𝐖𝐀𝐃𝐄: 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐅

71; double date

-'🕸 They sat in the car, a cherry res Corvette, for a long time. Wade was behind the wheel, Peter in the passenger seat. The spider didn't want to get out, and he didn't want Deadpool to wear that mask. The Anti-Hero looked at his lover with a soft frown, thumb pressing against his chin to force his eyes up.

" Are you ready to get out yet, Spider-Butt?"Wade hummed, adjusting his tye with a frown.

" No."

His answer was a peaceful protest against the dinner, he knew he agreed to it but he wanted to go back home.

" Why not?" Wade called to him, masked face hovering over his unmasked lover.

[ You know why. Why do you asked such stupid fucking questions?]

[ We have to do this, it's the right thing.]

[ We've never done the right thing in our lives. What's so different now?]

[ It hurts Petey-Pie knowing Tony doesn't approve.]

[ And this is supposed to make him magically like us?]

" Hopefully.." Wade mumbled, causing Peter to pout up at him.

" Were you listening to them instead of me, again?"

" Guilty."

Peter let out a huff, leaning up to press a gentle kiss against the leather mask. He wanted to see his love, but he would settle.

" I'm ready.."

♡

The superhero and anti-hero slipped through the elevator, stepping into avengers tower for the first time since Pete left. They were greeted by Peter's parents, the two of them waiting for the boys. Spider-Man was holding onto his lovers scarred hand, grasping at him anxiously. Wade-Deadpool leaned down to press a kiss against Peter's forehead, attempting to calm him.

" Peter!" Steve called happily, perking up, and running toward the two.

" Hey pop!" Peter launched forward to warp his arms around the captain, resting his face on his father's chest.

" We missed you," Steve was gentle as he hugged his son, a hum leaving his lips.

Tony stood awkwardly behind Steve, while Deadpool waited for his lover to part from his papa. Peter pulled away from the man, refusing to embrace the other male.

" Hey Peter." The billionaire hummed, a sad smile on his face.

" Tony." Peter hissed at him, his brow cocking .

" Time for dinner!" Steve declared, walking in between their line of site to give them a nervous grin.

♡

They sat down at their table, Peter across from Tony, and Wade across from Steve. The spider kept a glare pointed at his father, his face turned into a permanent scowl. Even In the car his anger wasn't subtle.

" Those suits are nice," Tony hummed, attempting to make any kind of conversation with his son.

" Too bad we bought them with dirty money." Peter's voice was a giggle, his words leaving pink lips like poison.

Iron Man responded with a dry laugh, and Steve swallowed the bread sticks they laid out before dinner. Wade watched the two as he slipped bread sticks into the 'Hello Kitty' bag under the table. The spider looked at his fiancè, trying his best not to giggle, they had millions and he was still smuggling bread sticks. He loved this man.

" We got that dog you always wanted, his name is Scooby." Steve offered, blue eyes staring down at his son. With that look, nobody could say his father wasn't maternal. " He hangs around your room all the time.."

" A dog?" Peter asked softly, looking at Tony with a suspicious look.

" I named him Scooby." The billionaire hummed, a proud grin on his lips.

Tony never allowed pets; he always said " the only pet you'll have his a lab rat. " The only thing, was, Tony didn't believe in animal cruelty. Testing on animals was out of the question.

" He has three legs, Buck found him for you." Steve grinned at the mention of his best friend, causing Tony's smile to fade.

" Uncle Bucky is a savior, " Peter giggled, lashes fluttering happily. " Dad are you going to make Scooby a metal arm?"

Tony opened his mouth, ready to question why his son was talking directly to him. He changed his mind: " I'm sure that could be arranged!"

" Peter and I are thinking about getting a dog," Wade hummed from behind the leather mask. " We can't settle on a pitbull or a golden retriever."

" I don't care what breed the puppy is. I just want one."

" You can come see Scooby anytime you like," Steve smiled, a large hand reaching over to hold onto his son's. " The other avengers miss having you around. Thor doesn't have anyone to make lunch for."

" I heard Thor's cooking was out of this world." Wade hummed, rubbing Peter's thigh from under the table.

Steve and Wade started to chat happily, while their babies stayed silent. Peter didn't utter a word, only responding with soft hums as he chewed on bread sticks. Tony was sulking, still mad that nobody cared enough to bring him up or even talk to him directly.

It stayed like that until they had decided dinner was over, Peter cradling his face into Wade's neck. The Arachnid was trying to keep his eyes open, sleepiness weighing heavy lids down. His body was about to collapse against the larger male's, and it wasn't until the owners kicked them out that the family finally left.

Wade couldn't wait to tuck his Spidey into bed, with a loving kiss. He couldn't wait to cuddle him to sleep, to kiss his neck.

He couldn't wait to be home.

♡
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