Who's the Clown now? || Hisoka x Reader ||

Chapter 9

Chapter 9

Yami Zoldyck POV, Real time

The whole last events just wouldn't clear up in my head. Illumi, Hisoka, that Dodoro thingy whatever, it just gave me a headache. And then, to top all of that confusion, the so called chairman of the Hunter Organization appears in front of my eyes. Hell nah, just too much to happen in a day.

I stared at the white haired man, clearly questioning his age. How olds he? 80?90? Or like 130?

With a confused look I studied him from top to bottom. He had a bold head, with the exception of a long, snow-white, ponytail in the center of it. His eyebrows were inhuman. I mean they're as long as my foot, how the fuck did he even get them this long...
His beard was just as white as the rest of his hair, with the exception of the tip, which was pitch black. He was wearing a blue white kimono, which strongly reminded me of a sailors outfit. And, that astonished me the most, he was standing on the traditional Japanese sandals, known as Geta (下駄)
His face expression was friendly, but serious, and had something mysterious in it. With a smile, he introduced himself as Issac Netero, and welcomed all contestants. Continuing with with a long speech about how he was originally going to introduce himself later at the examination, to announce the final contestants, but how he must show himself earlier due to Menchis extreme judgement on the displayed food, and also all about the now concluding new 2nd examination, he bored me to fucking death. I looked around me, noticing I was standing right behind Killua, Kurapika, Gon and- fuck what was his name again...

That guy with the long legs and funny glasses.

All four of them seemed intrigued by Neteros speech, so I didn't want to bother them. Instead, I let my sight wander across the group. That bold ninja guy is still here, and that weird girl with the blue hair and that golden ball on her head also is. Oh and back there is that fucking asshole Tonpa, god I hate that guy. Not to forget about the three, uh, well how would you describe them, chickens. They are clearly triplets and dumb as fuck.

Looking around, loosing myself in these judgmental thoughts, I noticed a hand touch my back pocket, or so called ass. I flinched as I felt the hand place an object in my pocket, and then redeem to move upwards to my shoulder. The funny thing is, that wasn't irritated by the sudden touch, but by the warmth of the hand on my skin. I turned around, clearly shocked, because as I faced him, Hisoka started laughing about my face expression, telling me that its just him and I wouldn't have to worry. I chuckled, and felt the blush on my face immediately as I glanced into his golden eyes. "Hey" I stumbled, visually aroused by the fact that Hisoka's hands was still on my shoulder. As response, he only lay a finger on my lips, softly touching them as he was motioning me to be quiet. His mouth came close to my ear, making it seem natural and inconspicuous, as if he'd just pass by me or shoved me away, and whispered: " Read that note when I'm gone. Don't let any one see what's on it.", in such a fucking sexy voice I felt my heartbeat increase by a thousand. He removed his hand from my shoulder and gently pushed me out of the way, in order for him to pass.
Blushing, and watching Hisoka as he passed me and walk away, probably to get closer to Chairman Netero, I think about his words.

I can't read it here. There are way too many people around.

I took a glance over to Killua to check if he saw, soon enough realizing he did. Of course he did... *eyeroll*
Trying to look as innocent as possible, I gave him a *Whats wrong? Nothing happened, you ain't gotta worry* look and resumed to watch chairman Netero still talk about his endless reason why he's here.

I dozed back of into the world of thoughts and focused on Hisoka, to then only soon be reminded of my previous experiences with guys, which were well, two:

One of them was in Tokyo. I was 15 at the time, and had this huge crush on my targets son, which was kinda inconvenient. I mean, was I supposed to fucking kill his dad, and then ask him out or what?

Well yeah, that's more or less what I did. It resulted in me asking him out the moment he stormed out of the victims bedroom. I waited in the hall, and as he ran out of the room, he crashed into me. He was covered with blood and tears, and I just smiled and asked him on a date. His reaction was, well, not what I had hoped for. My heart was so crushed, I didn't go back to Tokyo or have any interest in dating or love shit for until 3 years after the incident.

The second happened only two or three years ago. Me, being 21/22 at the time, decided that I was pretty done with fucking life and therefor searched for a small distraction from my job. So I decided to go and make out with the first target I had to kill. I honestly don't know why I did that.

To my luck, it was a 25 year old, pretty good looking, business man. So I ended up sleeping with him, and killing him right before he was able to cum. Pretty cruel I know...

But with Hisoka...it's different. I don't want him to distract me of my boring life or my fucking former job, but I want him to touch me, and slee-

"Yamichan!!! We are goooiiiiinnngggg to the next Exaaaammmm!!" Gon screamed at me, with his usual super size smile on his face, his eyes sparkling of excitement. "Huh? What? Where are we doing what?" I only responded, still kinda puzzled by what I just imagined. Gon took my sleeve and dragged be back to the group, who had already moved to the next examination site. Blabbing about the new exam he told me about the fact that we had to boil an egg out of the web of a spider-craw, or something like that, and that we would have to hurry and all to catch up. I only sighted, but than planted a smile on my face and ran behind Gon.

What am I sighing for? Wasn't the exam the only thing I was here for? I should focus!!

But I can't with him on my mind

—> TIME SKIP <—

The second exam had been completed, and to my surprise, only 42 contestants remained. Most of the others were dead, or didn't want to jump.
This exam was rather easy for me. I wasn't scared of heights, nor did I have problems with boiling an egg. It all seemed too simple, but I didn't care to give it more attention.

After us 42 contestants completed it all, Hisoka, Killua, Gon, Kurapika, Leorio (woooho, I remembered his name!!) and Illumi being 6 of them, we were lead to an airship, much bigger and noble than the one I was on with Killua at the very start. Not only its size, but also its gigantic and absolutely wonderful facility and fancy decorations astounded me and led me to stare at it for quite a while before entering. Behind me, I could make out a sweet chuckle, shortly after I had tripped and almost fell over the entrance stairs. Shit that was clumsy! And the chuckle came from Hisoka....uhhhggg. As I entered through the main entrance, a wonderful smell of freshly cooked and warm food filled my eyes, nose, and stomach with joy, and several servants escorted me and the others to the dining room. The chairman presented us the possibility of eating, sleeping, or training, and told us we would arrive at 8am sharp in the morning.
Checking the time, I realized it was 7pm already, and with that found the answer to my rising hunger.

I glanced at the wide range of dishes we could choose from, and felt my stomach literally scream for food, while I sat down. Before I could storm towards every single dish and finish it within seconds, I reminded myself of the fact that I was here for work, and not joy, and therefor shouldn't let down my guard or fool around.

While most people are asleep, they're most vulnerable, and can be killed with ease...

I decided for a simple rice omelette with some sushi at the side, and sat down in a quite place near a window. While witting down, I noticed the small object in my back pocket, and took it out. After unfolding it, I was surprised to extreme elegant and gentle handwriting. Sue me, but even his handwriting is hot. The fuck?!

Taking a bite out of the absolute exquisite and delightful food, I opened the note Hisoka gave to me earlier, and smiled, both because of the delicious foos, and the notes content...

Meow Meow...
Meet me on the
roof, 10pm.
Don't be Late!
I'll be waiting...
H 🖤

(A/N) Thankyou so much for reading this chapter!! I hope you enjoyed it, and be sure to expect lots of fluff, smut and lemon in the next chapter. :) ✨