Ninjago One-Shots

Fever

This wasn't requested, but it is one of my favorite ships and I felt that it needed to be included in my book.

Fever = Kai, Master of Fire x Neuro, Master of Mind

Takes place after Season 9.  

Really long ~2,500 words.

Monastery of Spinjitzu. 3rd Person P.O.V

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Jump up, kick back, whip around and spin~

Then we jump back do it again~

Ninja-Go! Ninja-Go!~

Come on, come on and do th--~

Kai groaned and picked up his phone that was on his nightstand next to his bed.

"Hello?" he muttered, half-asleep.

"Oh, thank the First Spinjitzu Master, at least someone answers," someone on the other end said, voice full of relief.

"Uh, who is this?" Kai asked, now a little more alert.  His eyes flickered over towards his alarm clock; sighing when he noticed it was currently 2:14 am.

"This is Patrick Grunwald from Lucky's Tavern.  A friend of yours got left behind from the group he was traveling with.  He is currently too drunk to go anywhere by himself, but absolutely refuses to get in a taxi with a stranger.  I managed to convince him to let me call the people in his contact list and you're the only person who has answered," Patrick explained.

Kai rubbed his face with his hands, "Alright, who is it? I got a lot of friends," he sighed.

There was a muffled noise on the other end of the phone before Patrick came back on.  

"Says his name is Neuro.  The group he was with was Turner, Paleman, Tox, and Shade.  I guess Turner was the chosen driver, seeing as he wasn't drinking.  But he somehow managed to lose a member while he was supposed to be monitoring everyone," Patrick replied, "Can you please pick him up? I don't want him spending the night."

"Yeah, I can get him," Kai assured him, stumbling out of bed to get dressed, "Did he give you his address?"

"No, he's convinced I'll try to rob him if he gives me his address."

"How drunk is he?"

"He had 6 double shots of Vodka and 2 16-ounce glasses of Fireball Whiskey before I cut him off.  He might have had a little more than that, seeing as his group and been to two other bars before mine."

"So, in short, he's hammered and or blackout drunk."

"Pretty much."

"What am I getting into?" Kai asked, walking out of the Monestery.

In response, Patrick put the phone on speaker.  In the background, Kai could faintly hear someone yelling about how everyone was about to get them and to 'get away from me you giant jalapenos!' Kai closed his eyes and took a deep breath before opening his eyes again and continuing down the mountain.

"He's standing on the counter using a straw as a weapon.  He's convinced my employees, who wear green, are jalapenos.  I've tried to talk him into getting down before he hurts himself, but he won't talk to people he doesn't know.  I don--" Patrick was cut off by a loud crashing noise and a screeched curse.  "I got to go.  Neuro fell off the counter into a table that hasn't been cleared off yet.  Just please hurry." he finished before hanging up.

This is going to be a fun night, or morning, Kai thought, starting to run towards Lucky's Tavern.

~~~~~Timeskip~~~~~~~