School Sucks And So Do We
[Kevin 🍵]: EVERYONE GET UP
[Veronica 🔥]: sHoUlD I GeT uP? oR sHoUlD I sTaY? sHoUlD I kiLL kEvIn... oh look there's Betty heyyyyy 🥺
[Betty 💕]: heyy ❤️
[Betty 💕]: also Kevin why do you want us up what's the urgency
[Kevin 🍵]: it's time for our really late sEcReT Santa :)
[Veronica 🔥]: oooh love me some presents
[Veronica 🔥]: but now we have to wait for Choni cuz they're making out rn so let's all sing kUmBaYa
[Fangs 🐸]: THIS IS A BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
[Veronica 🔥]: KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAA MY LORD
[Fangs 🐸]: i love that vine
[Kevin 🍵]: where tho Veronica cuz they're not in the bathroom
[Veronica 🔥]: they're in the guest room upstairs silly
[Kevin 🍵]: MY DOG SLEEPS IN THERE
[Veronica 🔥]: The room in the house. The dog in the room. Toni in cheryl. It all makes sense now....
[Kevin 🍵]: MY DAD IS THE ROOM NEXT TO IT
[Fangs 🐸]: better Toni brought her whip-
[Fangs 🐸]: sorry wHaT?
[Veronica 🔥]: that's some humor right there
[Kevin 🍵]: jesus christ my dad knew Cheryl since she was a baby and is so overprotective of her bc of dickhead Penelope and he doesn't even know about Toni so...
[Veronica 🔥]: hahahah
[Veronica 🔥]: uh oh.
[Betty 💕]: ohhh fuck no
[Kevin 🍵]: Betty i think you should go up there because you're her cousin and you've seen them both naked at this point
[Betty 💕]: really? Because I think you should because you and Cheryl had sex at Veronica's party in sophomore year
[Veronica 🔥]: Im sorry WHAT
[Kevin 🍵]: really Betty
[Fangs 🐸]: omg wtfffff
[Kevin 🍵]: WE WERE HIGH
[Veronica 🔥]: is THAT what you mean by GETTING MORE DRUGS
[Kevin 🍵]: IM SORRY THAT BETTY WAS EAVESDROPPING BECAUSE SHE WASNT SCREAMING WHILE BEING FUCKED BY JUGHEAD
[Veronica 🔥]: hooooooly fuck and I'm pretty sure it was in my room
[Cheryl 🍒]: wbk
[Veronica 🔥]: *inhale*
[Veronica 🔥]: MY TWO BEST FRIENDS HAD SEX AND DIDNT TELL ME
