(I'm leaving everything as-is, but this book is old and strictly only still here for memory purposes. If you wanna read you can but it's really bad:P)
Yeah yeah, another one of THESE books, yada yada.
Just saying, this is not a normal book. Wow, so...
*everyone is sitting on the couches watching TV, or looking at me*
What?
Dream: Isn't there an ask?
Moon: yeah I heard the ting of it falling into your hands.
Oh! Uh, right...
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The hour thing will be in the end.
Nightmare: Prob-
STAR SANSES AND JR FIRST-
Ink: Well that's a hard one... Sorry, but Crimson.
Blue: No one! Never hurt anyone!
I'm not even going to stop you.
Dream: W-well, Nyx deserves to be at peace. So probably Nyx.
Sun: Crimson. Negative energy.
Paint: Ghost would be annoying after some time.
Pervert: yeah, Ghost. *whispers* who the frick is that?
okay? Uh- Meme Squad?
Moon: Like my other brother-person, probably Nyx. They deserve to rest.
X: What Moon said.
Glitch: Y-yeah- GETAWAYYOUMOTHERFU-
*Pervert tries to hug Glitch from behind, only to get slapped in the face with a scythe, making him pass out*
Glitch: Probably Nyx. No offense, though.
Okay! Bad guys?
Horror: Any of you, I don't care.
Dust and Killer: yeah. Either way, EXP.
Nightmare: Ghost. Positive emotions.
Cross: Fuck. Uh. FUCK- I don't know?!
You have to answer.
Cross: But blue didn't!
He's an innocent cinnamon bun.
Cross: Just to be done with the shit uh Crimson?!
Okay, whatever.
Error: They're all glitches, so-
Ink: ERROR!
Error: What, Squid? Do you expect me to-
Wait- Squid?
Error: Shut up Under. And for the answer... any of them, really.
Okay?
So the second question is-
*A portal opens, and a skeleton and a wolf step out*
Sans: Heya-
Carly: GOT FUCKING DAMNIT UNDER MATTHEW'S FUCKING-
Wait who's Matthew fucking?
Carly: Can I finish?
Nightmare: Holyfuckit'sthatwolfnonononoo
Sorry, uh, hi Sans.
Carly: We need you back at HQ right now to get Matthew back in his place, Gavin's already missing!
Fuck- uh-
Can you guys handle yourselves for a while? Oh, and why is Sans here?
Carly: Some dude just threw him in the in-between with me.
Oh, it's probably an asker, I'm sorry for the commotion, Sans. Uh-
DREAM AND NIGHTMARE ARE IN CHARGE!
*jumps in the portal with Carly*
Dream: wait really?!
Nightmare: Oh fucking god is she serious?!
Sans: *flops on the couch and falls asleep*
Dream: I-I'm sure she'll be back soon.
Sun: That's suspicious.
Moon: What do you mean?
Sun: I saw her calling someone with the name Carly to get Sans and do her a favor.
Dream: Well, we can talk about this off-camera, Sun. We have ask's and dares to do!
Dream: Uh, EVERYONE?
Nightmare: ALL OF YOU ASSES GET OVER HERE SO WE CAN DO THIS FUCKING THING!
Dream: You didn't have to be so mean...
nightmare: I'm the fucking god of negative emotion, Dream.
Dream: okay! So, if you were to kill Crimson, in what way would you do it?
Nightmare: Let's just do it in Under's way. Star sanses and JR?
Dream: Well, probably just one of my light arrows...
Ink: Delete them.
Error: Wow. That's surprising coming from you.
Ink: Shut up Error.
Blue: Why would I kill them? They seem so nice!
Sun: My sword to their head.
Paint: My paintbrush and some paint to paintfully burn their skin off.
pervert: that's just cheezy. My strings, duh. Just crush their soul or something.
Nightmare: other me's team?
Moon: I don't want to hurt them, but probably just to the neck with my staff.
X: Erase them or stab them in the stomach, or the chest.
glitch: Wi-with my strings... (I'm assuming he has strings?)
Nightmare: And now us. With my tentacles. Probably torture first.
Cross: knife.
*he seems really uncomfortable*
Horror: Head dogs~
Killer and dust: Knife?
Killer; It's basically the same.
(My fingers hurt ehehehhh)
Error: Crush their soul.
Dream: And well...
Nightmare: Oh fuck...
Dream: The cooking competition will be the next chapter because that and the hour in a room with one thing would take a lot of work for Under to make and create, and she's currently not here.
*screen cuts out, but the audio is still running*
Dream: So what did Under talk about on the phone? I'm worried about her.
Sun: Something about a break and emotions.
Nightmare: She did seem very... out of it today.
X: I've known her for as long as she had those horns, and...
Sun: It's not normal, isn't it.
X: I don't know, I'm just- wait why does the camera have a blue dot?
