Ask and Dare the Sanses!!! (And Me- )

This is the chapter I may or may not die.

Dream: I don't like the sound of that...

The askers have decided to keep torturing me and Night... WHYYYY

Nightmare: I am uh... "This Boii" so uh...

Dream: Wait you have a passive mode?

Yes, yes I do. I haven't shown it in like 4 years but yes I do.

*I dare Horror to yell, "YEETUS DELETUS THE HEADUS!!!"*

Horror: *stands on table proudly, holding up a head-dog* YEETUS DELETUS THE HEADUS!!!

*everybody cringing*

Okay...

*I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THIS BOI! What do you think about everyone here?*

Nightmare: I like Dream and his friends! They're really nice. Uh, Horror, Killer, and Dust scare me a lot, Cross is okay, Error scares the crap out of me, Sun is actually pretty nice, Moon is a lot like a ruder me, and Glitch and X are really cool! And Under... uhm... I don't know.

Well isn't that nice?

Nightmare: I-I'm sorry!

It's fine, dude, calm down.

And listen, uh... Your time is up.

Nightmare: o-oh...

Dream, do you want to say goodbye? I'm sure the readers will want him back again real soon.

*after all the feels shit*

Nightmare: Uh, h- UGH-

*Passive Nightmare is now not available for asks*

Nightmare: Jesus fucking christ I was a horny kid.

Is that the FIRST thing you say when you come back? Seriously?

Nightmare: BUT SERIOUSLY! He was literally thinking of fucking you so hard you would die. That kid is worse than me!

...

*I DARE UNDER TO BE IN PASSIVE MODE LONG ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO SEE*

Nightmare: wait what? Really?

Y-yeah... Uh...

Dream: A-are you going to be okay?

I... don't really know. Well, I'll be back in like 2 minutes, and if I'm not back in 5, come in my room and check on me, okay?

X: D-don't hurt yourself too badly, k?

Cross: I won't forgive you!

*laughs and leaves*

Error: Is that what that twerp actually thought of?

Nightmare: Yeah. He has some major issues with his love life. I think he loves Under, or X. I don't understand that kind of shit.

Moon: X IS MINE-

Sun: We all know this, calm down.

*Passive Under is open to questions*

Under: X WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PEOPLE HELP ME-

*A small angel runs in, one fluffy blood-stained white wing sticking out and the other being just a hanging fluff of bloody wing. Her halo was grey with blood on it and had cracks running through it. She had a blood-stained white dress reaching past her knees, and black boots. Both her eyes were open, with bright blue irises and a joy no one could have seen*

X: Under... Oh my god- what happened?!

Under: Who are they?! Where is- MOON!

*Under tackles the protector*

Under: I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! *giggles*

Glitch: You.... don't kn0w th3m?

Under: *gets off of Moon and looks at them* T-they's real scary. No... Hiya new skeleton buddies! I'm Under!

Nightmare: That is NOT Under.

Error: WEll I didn't th1nk that pass1v3 you were y0u so...

X: This is Under, when she was... well. An angel.

Under: Hiya!

Cross: But what about your, ya know, other you?

Under: Whatcha mean, mister? I don't really know whatcha talkin' 'bout! I'm just me!

Glitch: What about the blood?

Under: *giggle* It's from my wing! It never seems to stop for some darn reason. It gets really, really annoying, though!

Dream: Should we heal it?

Under: My parents never did, so I don't think it's that big of a deal! It's really okay, mister! What's your name?

Dream: Dream...

Under: *gasp* Wow! I like that name! *giggle*

X: Well. that's it, really. Uhm, we're gonna try and get Under back to... Under.

(Little added note from Author, uh--

yeah, I'm laughing my ass off rn. XD)