(I'm leaving everything as-is, but this book is old and strictly only still here for memory purposes. If you wanna read you can but it's really bad:P)
Yeah yeah, another one of THESE books, yada yada.
Just saying, this is not a normal book. Wow, so...
Nightmare: Wait we do? Holy fuck I thought you'd delete this book already.
Oh, shut up Night.
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So one of us has to sing our favorite song.
Nightmare: it says you. So is Leon talking about-
Leon: Don't ask me.
Well, I'm certainly not singing.
Cross: I've never heard you sing, though! Come on, Under!
No.
X: Pleeeeassssseeee-
Oh, fuck you guys...
Fine.
Here's the fucking song and just pretend a 14-year-old is singing it.
Okay, next dare!
Nightmare: Ooohhhhhh- This'll end badly.
Dream: Last time any of us got drunk it ended up with the whole mansion burning down.
Nightmare: I ended up having to buy a whole new one...
Well, this time I can just create one, so who's doing it?
*silence*
Nightmare: Fuck it. I'll be back in like 30 minutes totally drunk.
Oh, that'll be great...
okay! While Nuggetmare is getting wasted to shit, let's have a looksie.
X: I AM NOT BREAKING MY PHONE-
Moon: I mean, sure.
*breaks phone on the ground*
Sun: I have important things on my phone, so no.
Blue: B-but *tears up*
B-blue it's okay! You don't have to!
*everyone else breaks their phone*
Well, that was interesting.
*breaks own phone* yeah okay.
NEXT DARE-ASK-THING
Star sanses and JR?
Dream: I like to make dreamcatchers!
Ink: Creating, of course!
Blue: Making tacos for everyone!
Sun: Hunting down my brother.
Ink: slapping people's asses.
Blue: Wait- what? Uh... capturing people? Ink-
Ink: Don't ask me. It's satisfying.
Moon: listening to memes.
X: Yeah pretty much.
Glitch: Sewing or knitting.
Nightmare doesn't have fun, so that's out.
Error: Making puppets.
Cross: eating chocolate.
Horror, killer, and dust eerily in sync: Killing.
(Oh fuck I just had a fucking idea for Nightmare and it's not very good... 0-0.)
*Nightmare stumbled back in, getting everyone's attention*
Nightmare: All you *hic* fucktards... move! *hic*
Holy fuck someone video this!
*Cross and X start videoing with the extra cameras cause their phones are BROKEN*
Nightmare? Are you good?
Nightmare: THe fuck *hic* is Under?! *hic*
Nuggetmare? Can ya see me?
*his eye turns to me and a small chuckle escaped his teeth*
*A tentacle grabbed me, pulling me closer to him*
In mind: FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckcontactwhatthefuckishappeninghelpmeXorCrosspleaseI'mgoingtodiehelppp
*ON CROSS' CAMERA AND NORMAL WRITING STYLE*
The audio was a little blurry, but everyone could hear the voice of Nightmare saying, "Why do you- *hic* look so *hic* weird...?
Under just blinked and tried to move away and get the tentacle off her wrist, only making her fall to the pull of the tentacle and get trapped under the eye of Nightmare.
"N-Nightmare g-get the hell o-off! N-Nightmare!"
He completely ignored her comment and darted his eye around her face.
"W-when did *hic* you become *hic* so *hic* pretty?"
The camera turned to everyone else, who was trying not to laugh at Under's red face.
"NIGHTMARE- ST-"
Nightmare leaned closer and pressed his teeth on under's lips, making her eyes widen, and her face to become even redder.
And that's when the camera was set down and an image of Cross appeared, punching Nightmare in the face and making him stumble back.
He caught Under, who was basically half-dead, and looked down at her, cause he's like a whole half foot taller than her.
"Oh, my asgore are you okay?!"
She just stumbled on her words and looked at Nightmare, who was being held down by a furious Sun and X was being held back by Dream and Ink.
"I-I-he-..."
Cross just walked her over to the couch and sat her down, hugging her side with surprisingly no question.
She was most likely in a state of shock.
Nightmare was indeed yelling something about waifu's and Oreos and someone named bob.
Cross picked up the camera and smiled.
(BACK TO THE OTHER STYLE)
Cross: Okay so that happened? And as far as the clothes swap, that'll happen later 'cause Nightmare needs to be sober and Under needs to stop being so embarrassed.
*A faint 'HEY!' echoed across the area, making him chuckle*
