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So after I do the switching thing, we'll do something else.
YO NIGHT! MOON!
Moon: whatcha need?
Nightmare: I'm busy-
*snaps fingers, making them switch bodies*
Moon: What the fu- WHY AM I WHITE?!
Nightmare: oh my god- Under, please. TH-this hurts...
I'm sorry Night, but this has to be done. It'll stop soon, trust me.
Moon: YOU MOTHERFUCKER TURN ME BACK RIGHT NOW!
No. I will not. Go hang out with people and act normal.
Nightmare: I am not going to hang out with Error and Cross. Hell no. They're scary.
Cross: I'm scary? What the hell Night?
Moon: Oh shut the fuck up Cross go fuck people. You said it was your job.
Cross: What the actual fuck...?
Don't ask.
Cross: I'm just going to go and talk to Crimson now...
Moon: CROSS GET YOUR ASS- *chases after Cross*
Nightmare: *gasp* what is this...
I'm sorry, Moon. That's the dark apples grabbing onto your body. You'll get used to it.
But, in the meantime, you can distract yourself!
Nightmare: A-and how is that...?
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Nightmare: I am NOT nightmare!
Just try, okay?
Nightmare: This isn't going to end well.
Nightmare: YO YOU FUCKING SHIT SANSES!
Dream: brother?
Blue: what do you ne-
Nightmare: Rockin'.
Ink: what?
Nightmare: *le bitch slap Ink* Rockin' and Rollin'.
Dream: What the frick?
Nightmare: Down to the beach, I'm strollin'.
Blue: *whispers* what is he talking about???
*everyone is now looking at them while I'm trying not to laugh*
Nightmare: *le bitch slap Dream* but the seagulls poke at my head! not fun!
Ink: Nightmare what the fuck are you-
Nightmare: *le bitch slap Blue* I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"
*he then proceeded to burst out laughing and collapse on the floor*
Moon: And this is what he does in my body?
Cross: Your body?
Moon: I'm Nightmare, you dickhead. That's Moon. Fucking Under-
Please don't fuck me.
Crimson: Don't get her pregnant!
CRIMSON!
Moon: I can't fuck anything.
X: *whispers to me* He didn't say no...
X I FUCKING SWEAR-
Nightmare: Wait you didn't do that kiss thing.
It was for the skeletons only. Are you going to get- hooooooooo-
*A piece of Nightmare's goop splat on the floor, revealing bone*
Moon: UNDER TURN ME BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW-
Sorry, bud. 24 hours.
Moon: MY PASSIVE FORM IS-
You look the same either way.
Moon: Under, please-
No can do.
Cross: Wait I can see Nightmare's Passive form?!
Yeah. He's fucking cute.
Moon: I AM NOT-
Nightmare: *completely passive* well fuck me and call me sally. I feel normal now. Well. Weaker.
*sits up, only to get tackled by Cross*
Cross: HOLY FUCK YOUR CUTE-
Nightmare: Go say that to the real nightmare. I'm Moon.
Cross: *gets off of nightmare and turns to Moon* YOUR fuCKING CUTE!
Moon: Oh haha. Shut the hell up.
No seriously, Night. Passive you is fucking cute.
Nightmare: Yeah, I guess?
Moon: Oh just shut up-
OOOHHH HE's BLUSHING!!
*they then proceeded to tease Moon/ Nightmare for the rest of the day*
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