(I'm leaving everything as-is, but this book is old and strictly only still here for memory purposes. If you wanna read you can but it's really bad:P)
Yeah yeah, another one of THESE books, yada yada.
Just saying, this is not a normal book. Wow, so...
"GUYS COME HERE RIGHT NOW I HAVE SOME SHIT-" Under screamed, jumping down the flight of stairs and landing soundlessly on the floor, beaming.
X jumped and almost fell off of his chair, looking at the smiling demon with confusion.
"Last time you were that excited was when you got like 15 lbs of chocolate."
She laughed again and put down the giant list of asks and dares for everybody.
" I haven't read them all yet so that'll be fun."
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Nightmare blinked and sighed, "Really."
Moon shook his head.
"I don't have a corrupted side."
Sun groaned and glanced at Under, who was staring at Nightmare with a passion, and he was staring back stronger, almost like a staring contest.
"Under, come on. I don't trust anybody else."
The demon jumped and raced up the stairs, Sun following suit.
Paint dropped his head as Blue pulled out his phone, yelling, "GO!"
And then Paint was gone.
20 blinked as he scanned the list.
"Do you even know the alphabet?" Asked Ink, which made 20 scoffs.
"Of course I do! zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba!"
Everyone took a while to process that, and they moved on.
Under dragged Sun down the stairs once again.
He was wearing a normal black jacket with a yellow shirt underneath, light blue shorts, and yellow boots. His crown had flowers blooming from it, all of which were white and yellow.
Paint sucked in a breath, blushing.
Glitch sighed and grabbed a Jolly Rancher, stuffing it in his mouth and moving it all around, sticking out a wet piece of candy, and pulling his tongue back in, holding up one finger.
It was fully wrapped, wet, but fully wrapped.
"That's just disgusting." Under commented, laughing.
X gasped loudly, getting Moon's attention.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
X walked away, shaking Under quickly.
"WHY ME?!"
Moon blinked and walked over to Glitch, talking about shit.
Ink reread the message over and over again, taking off his socks and putting them on his hands, and leaving the room.
Blue put in a sad movie, everyone joining him.
By the end... yeah, blue failed at the 20 minute mark.
Dream clapped his hands together, let go of Blue, and ran into the kitchen.
"Apparently he kitchen has every tea in the multiverse but no fucking ghost peppers."
Killer groaned. "Roses are red, violets are blue, come to me, or I'll kill you."
Small applaudence was heard from the rest of the Killer Krew.
Dust growled and teleported away just as Ink came in.
It was fucking hilarious.
Horror snickered.
"Oh Asker... I can do that easily."
Then an avalanche of body parts came pouring from the ceiling as he was talking to the camera.
there were several screams.
Horror is in time out.
Cross gasped and whispered, "They'll kill me!"
Nonetheless, he did it.
He got his pinkie almost cut off, launched into a wall, almost died twice, and got slapped back twice as hard... Art just grabbed his wrist and twisted it at an uncomfortable position, Under literally held her scythe to his throat and threatened something that wasn't picked up, and Approve ( that's your name now) just shrugged and slapped him harder.
Nightmare snickered and jumped in a trashcan, perfectly content.
"Something is wrong with this dude." Under said, leaning over it and peering in, smiling at the piece of trash that laid inside.
Error flipped off the camera. "What cl0th3s d0 y0u want and 1'll mak3 '3m f0r ya."
Under scoffed and kicked the trash can.
"Dude. I don't clean. It'll end up dirtier than it already is. Nightmare's mindless drones do that shit."
Ghosty smirked and started annoying dust, who was trying to make Dream's bed, hitting the air multiple times.
From afar, a siluette of an angel was seen, and she hummed.
"I do not know which mortal will not freak out... Perhaps..." She blinked and floated up to X, waving in front of his face while he was talking with Ink.
He looked over, eyes widening.
"Hello, X. My name is Nova, Under's guardian angel. I assume you're surprised?"
He nodded.
Ink looked over at the empty space nexto cross in confusion.
"Only you and the askers can see and hear me, Cross. Just say that it is XChara annoying you."
"U-Uh... Chara, don't worry..."
Ink shrugged and walked away.
Art ran up and tackled where the air is, totally phasing through Nova.
"Are you okay, Art?"
"Never been better."
XChara smiled widely and spun around, diving for the kitchen. "You have NO idea how long I wanted to do this!"
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I think that's all! Sorry if I missed anything. I'm in crunch mode cause I have 5 minutes before I get off electronics.
