Ask and Dare the Sanses!!! (And Me- )

... Yeah, I have no clue what to do so like-

Dream grabbed it and smiled.

"Brother and Under are somewhere-"

Killer, from across the room, took a bite out of his banana and said, "Probably fucking."

Horror slapped him for that.

"That's rude."

"Uhm, we don't know if Under is willing to come to our side, which would be great, but still..."

Sun took the ask from him and rolled his eyes.

"She's playing with us."

Paint walked in.

"Well, that bite mark had to be something."

Cross broke down the door.

"YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT A BITE MARK!"

X had to hold him back from running up the steps.

"Bro, that's rude to walk in on someone having sex-"

Immediately, almost everyone in the room yelled, "THEY ARE NOT HAVING SEX-"

And yet, Cross was on the floor blushing and shaking his head.

"My poor, poor mind..."

20 burst out laughing.

"HE HAS TENTA-"

Moon tackled him.

"SHUT THE FRICK UP-"

Then Nightmare waddled down the stairs, seemingly tired.

"Yo."

"DID YOU GET HER PREGNANT?!"

The room fell into a silence as Nightmare paused, foot in the air, eye wide.

He stayed silent for a few moments before lunging at Killer and strangling him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"

"Brother! We have an ask!"

Nightmare sighed and let go of Killer before picking up the ask.

"So Leo is that dude..."

Dream nodded.

Dust shrugged.

"he's evil and perverted and wants ta do something bad."

Glitch then added, "Als0 h3 glitches a l0t. He probably sh0uld be d3ad."

"So like Undead?" Moon asked, and then proceeded to walk around like a zombie saying brains...

somehow almost everyone joined in and there was just a long congo zombie line.

Nightmare just shook his head.

"I really regret coming down here..."

Dust burst out laughing and sat on the couch.

"Yo, how's ya girlfriend anyway?"

"sleeping."

"like mentally! I NEED TO SAVE MEH SISTER!"

Nightmare blinked before coughing and looking away.

"Cried for like 10 minutes and told me what happened."

"Well, what happened?" Sun asked.

"I'm not telling you."

Dream giggled and pat Sun's shoulder.

"It's a secret that only boyfriends can know."

X paused.

"Do you think she'll run away again...?"

Nightmare shrugged before walking to the kitchen.

"No clue, actually."

Cross huffed and sat down on the couch.

"Yknow what I just realized...?"

"What is it now?"

"I AM THE MOST DISLIKED PERSON HERE-"

Dream giggled.

"Dream's got Art, goddamn Nightmare's got Under, Dust's got K, Killer's got approve-ish, that new person has got that other person... Where'd he go?"

They all looked around.

"I dunno. probably da kitchen!" Killer said, opening another banana and taking a bite.

"How many of those do you even have?" 20 asked, tilting his head and blinked, the glitch in his right eye fuzzling.

"I dunno."

(Ye so like, I have a plan. I had another plan but that last chapter set it off and like, TRUST ME-)