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YO GUYS!

Moon: I'M BUSY HOLD THE FUCK UP!

NO!

I MADE OUR HOUSE!!!!

*everyone suddenly appears in front of me*

Cross: where. Is. It.

X: I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 5 DAYS!

Error: All of you are idiots.

Dream: Could we have a tour?

yeah, sure.

And because I'm way too tired to do ANYTHING else, just skip to us lounging on the sofa.

And because I'm way too tired to do ANYTHING else, just skip to us lounging on the sofa

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So Nyx, thank you for the lovely dares.

Pervert: SERIOUSLY?! ASKERS CALL ME THIS TOO?!

Aren't you waiting for someone?

Pervert: Wha- oh. Who's Lust?

*Lust is now open for asks or dares*

Lust: Hey sweetie~

Pervert: Why hello~

*throws them into a closet*

well.

They're going to be fucking like there is no tomorrow.

Nightmare: Yep.

Nightmare, read the dare for you.

Nightmare: FUCK.

Nightmare: Fine. Dream...

The amount of struggle on his face though! I'm dying!

Ink: And now the author is curled up on the floor laughing her butt off.

Nightmare: Ink's creative, Error can knit well, Horror looks badass, Killer works hard, Cross... is like an oreo... Dream is still my brother and did a good job with people back then, Blue cooks alright, Moon is me which automatically makes him cool, X is a lot like Cross, Glitch can also Knit very well, Sun is a lot like me, Pervert gives me negative emotions, and I'M DONE!

*Nightmare left, storming out of the room before anyone could ridicule him*

Well, that was actually interesting.

NEXT DARE!!

Error, Cross, X, and Glitch: NO CHOCOLATE?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

Well, maybe. You can survive for 1 hour without chocolate.

Error: 1 w1ll fuck1ng br3@k y0ur s0ul 1nt0 @ m1ll10n p13c3S!

Well, it's already halfway there so no need.

OKAY!

The hour starts now.

NEXT THING!

Oh Mooooooon~

Moon: OH hell no. 

Sun: Either do it or I will kill you.

Moon: But 20 minutes?! I can't survive that!

Do you want to die today?

*grumbles*

Moon: Just hold my crown.

*Hands Under his crown and hangs from a summoned pole coming out of the wall*

Well.

*20 minutes later*

Moon is currently passed out, still hanging, but we're just going to leave him like that until he wakes up because...

NIGHTMARE IF YOU'RE INFLUENCING ME I SWEAR-

Nightmare: I'm not, trust me.

Ink: No one should trust you.

NM: True.

So the last thing is an ask from FnafFangirl87's OC, Ghost.

Blue:  100/10!

Ink: 0/10

Nightmare: 2/10.

Cross: 8/10

Error: h0n3stly 3v3ry0n3 l0v3s my c00k1ng s0 10/10

Dream: 5/10.

Killer: 6/10.

Horror: If you're counting my kind of food them 11/10 

Dust: 4/10

X: 8/10

Glitch: Moon cooks 10/10 and me... well... 7/10 compared to that chef.

Sun: 6/10

Paint: 88/100

That's not-

Paint: Shut up I'm special.

Pervert and Lust are still probably fucking in the closet, sooo.

Wait, how much time has passed?

Cross: ONly about 40 minutes...

Well, now you have to suffer 20 more minutes without chocolate.

*walks out of the room, taking the small camera with me*

Okay, so readers.

Be free to ask whatever your heart desires.

If you want me to torture someone, fine.

If you want secrets and drama to show up, fine.

I need the good shit.

And FnafFangirl87 don't feel pressure, just keep doing you uwu

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