Ask and Dare the Sanses!!! (And Me- )

I'm definitely not doing this in secret

definitely...

I've realized ships have been put on hold beside Dream, Art, me, and Nightmare. So, Glitch and Envy, K and Dust, and Killer and Approve, hehheeh-

Aurora, your ship is just half way sunken.

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"Why are you on the ceiling?" Glitch asked, looking up at Envy, who was currently doing homework.

"Cause I like it."

Killer, from across the room, let out a laugh.

"So Approve and K are supposed to be coming soon to kidnap you two and Dust." She blurted out, smiling to herself.

Dust spit out his drink.

"WhAT-"

A portal opened, and, speak of the devils, they came through.

"Yo! Ready to go bowling?" K exclaimed, smiling darkly at them.

"You didn't tell them, did you." Approve asked, watching as Envy landed on the floor. "Absolutely not."

K let out a sigh and grabbed Dust and Killer, roughly pulling them through the portal. Envy then pushed Glitch through.

"Should we help them?"

Error laughed. "In th3 w0rd$ of 3nvy, Abs0lut3ly n0t."

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"What the fuck kind of bowling alley is this?" Dust asked, ripping his arm out of K's grasp and taking a step into the place.

"We kinda killed everyone here. Come on! This one's really good!" Approve yelled, hopping over a table and skidding to the long wood floor.

Killer sighed and picked up a red bowling ball from the rack behind them, throwing it to Dust and hitting him in the head.

"Boys, calm down." K said, laughing.

Envy grabbed a ball and gave one to Glitch.

"who's first?"

Dust picked up the bowling ball and smiled, stepping up to the platform.

"There's no pin-"

And then there were pins.

Killer sat down in one of the seats right next to Approve, watching Dust do this weird ballet dance before chucking the ball to the pins.

"We're going to leave a hole in the floor after we're done." Envy said, face-palming.

"y-y3@h, pr0bably. Why w@s 1 k1dn@pp3d?"

"because we wanted too."

Dust hit 7 pins, bowing for his mini audience and taking Killer's place as the ball came back up the little chute thingy. (Don't ask I'm basing this off my bowling alley my family goes to)

Killer got a gutter ball less than half way.

Approve patted his skull while she got her ball from the rack, laughing the whole time.

9 pins.

"Mother of fuckers." She mumbled, doing the same thing Dust did.

"OOoOOh we have a mAsTAh on OuR hAnDs!" Killer teased, trying to get into a vending machine so he could eat something, giving up half way in.

Glitch picked up the ball Envy got for him and immediately fell over, falling face first into the ball and screaming.

When he finally got to the runway-thingy he ended up kicking it very lightly...

"S3r10usly."

Everyone was dying of laughter.

It had gone less than a yard before going into the gutter. It wasn't even moving-

Envy got up and tried to walk on the runway, but ended up falling over.

"This thing's fucking slippery!" She exclaimed, trying to keep her balance but failing miserably.

And that's when Killer and Dust tried it out on separate runways, both gliding like fucking iceskaters. 

After a while, dust pulled K and Approve on the boys runway and they started laughing and dancing and falling.

K was just standing in place flailing her arms everywhere and leaning back and forth heavily.

(Disclaimer: A had put a lot of grease and water on the runway, no bowling alley is that fucking slippery... Trust me-)

After a while, Dust sat down on the edge of it and stuck his foot out, tripping Approve up and making her fall right into Killer's chest.

They both fell over, and Envy rushed to get her phone out for blackmail pictures.

The door to the outside world broke open, and everyone let out a loud screech.

Police, heavily armed police, were rushing through the hallway.

"Who wants to take them?" Envy asked, pushing her hands into her pockets, a bored look on her face.

"Cmon, you gotta show me how you killed the workers." Killer said, standing up and gliding to the hard wood floor with Approve.

"aight."

(My mom is walking around my house and I am so fucking scared bAI-)