"What are you talking about Coon?" Mysterion asks, "What is Professor Chaos hiding?"
Everyone gets just as confused as I am except FastPass. Especially Chaos.
"Classi told myself and FastPass that the cats have been placed at the U-Stor-It. Isn't that where Chaos's base is?" Coon says as he points an accusing finger at Chaos and I.
Everyone looks at us for an explanation. Chaos starts panicking saying that its not like that and Scrambles isn't there, but because he was panicking everyone sided with Coon.
"Professor Chaos. We've got you cornered. Tell us the truth or die!" Coon yells as he points his claws at Chaos.
"We don't have Scrambles." I say, finally cutting in.
Relief fills Chaos's eyes as I continue, "We never got a cat that looked like that."
"What the hell are you guys doing with the cats?" Kite asks.
"Chaos and I don't know. We were just told to keep the cats and druggies in one of the storage units and to keep the hero's away for money." I answer.
The hero's turn their attention away from us and continue speaking about the matter.
"Druggies? Why would druggies need cats?" Captain Diabetes asks.
"I don't know, but they might know where Scrambles is at." Coon replies.
"And since the villains are on our side, it should be easy to get to them to interrogate." Tupperware says.
"Ok. Everyone meet infront of the U-Stor-It tonight, so we can interrogate the druggies. Chaos, tell your minions to stand down when we get there." Coon tells Chaos.
Chaos looks at them, then at me, then starts smirking evilly. "Now why would I do that?" He replies with his dark voice.
I'm trying so hard not to laugh.
"Umm... Because we need to talk to the druggies?" Coon replies with duh in his tone.
"But I'm being paid to stop you hero's from reaching them." Chaos says as his smirk gets bigger.
"Well you're on our ssside now." Mosquito states.
"Not right now! Mwahahaha!" Chaos yells as he grabs my hand and we book it out of there.
The hero's start yelling for us to come back, but we ignore them and exit the house. We make it infront of 'Butters' *Cough* His *Cough* house before we stop.
"Tonight." He says.
I look at him with a smirk.
"Be at the U-Stor-It tonight. We have to stop the hero's." He finishes with a smirk.
"Yes sir!" I say with a wave goodbye.
He enters the house before I head home. I live right next door, so its not that big of a walk. I open the door and enter. "Grandma! I'm home!" I yell.
"Welcome home sweety! Are you hungry?" She asks from the other room.
"Not really. We had a big lunch today." I answer.
She enters the livingroom and sees me in my costume. "Oh you're all dressed up! Cute! Are you a superhero?" She asks.
"Nope! I'm the villain. The neighborhood kids are playing superheros, and this kid and I decided we would be the villains because hero's need villains to fight." I answer with a closed eyed smile.
"That sounds so cute. I hope your having fun. Well it's getting late, so off to bed with you." She's says before going back in the kitchen.
I nod and head up the stairs. I enter my room and get in bed without taking my villain costume off. Why bother? I'm just gonna get dressed in it again in a few hours.
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Its about the time when everyone goes to bed, so I get up and open my window so I can go to the base.
I jump across to the tree and quietly slide down. When I reach the ground I start running. Running as quickly as my feet can carry me.
Dodging all the drunk people, and jumping over all the puddles of puke, I finally make it to the U-Stor-It. I leap over the 'lava' and continue running. Chaos added the lava today because we needed more security, but its not much help if I can just jump over it.
I make my way to the main room that's filled with camera screens to meet up with Chaos.
"Hello Static! Are you ready?" Chaos asks in his sweet voice.
I nod and look at the camera screens. Minions are hidden in every nook and crany. We'll probably lose, but it'll be worth a shot.
We look at the screen that's showing the entrance and see all the hero's. Even Call Girl. They most have gotten her as a reinforcement.
"It's time to kick some hero ass." Chaos says in his dark voice as he looks at me with an evil smirk.
Sorry this was so short! T-T But thanks for all the amazing comments!!
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Southpark Stick Of Heros
Action(Reader Insert) You moved into the town known as Southpark with your Grandma. Your grandma has a money problem, so you try and find a way to make money to help. On a walk, you find the hero's and villains fighting and when its revealed that the vill...
