Southpark Stick Of Heros

Chapter 9

As we laughed, Cartman continued throwing insults our way.

"Shut your big fucking mouths!" He screams.

"If you don't want us to laugh, don't do stupid things!" I say as I start calming down.

"Well maybe you should fuck yourself!" Cartman responded.

"Umm... No!" I reply.

We all hang out for a couple of hours. Cartmans idea of fun was scamming kindergardeners out of their money. We had to stop him.

We were walking towards the park, when each of them got a text. "We got to go." Stan said as him and Kenny left to go somewhere.

"Kahl! We have to go too!" Cartman yelled.

"Bye (Y/n)! See you later!" Kyle says to me, then they leave.

I just stood there alone wondering what to do. They probably went to play superheros. But Kenny? Does he even play superheros? Then again he could be Mysterion.

I know I said the superheros are bad at keeping their secret identities, but I'm not sure who Mysterion is. And for all I know, Kenny could just be staying at their base like a hacker.

Anyway, I get bored from just standing around and enter the playground. I got to the swings and start swinging on one.

I get pretty high when I'm pushed off. I land face first into the sand. I get up and turn to see who did it, and see three sixth graders.

"Look at the little fourthie! Is the little fourthie gonna cry?" The middle one says in a 'im talking to a cute little Puppy' voice.

I walk up to them and quickly kick the middle one in his balls. Then I book it. I turn my head and see the middle sixth grader fallen and holding his balls crying. 'That's what you get fucker.' I say in my head as I continue running out of the playground area.

I stop running when I'm out and run around the corner. The sixth graders come after, running right passed me.

I laugh and look back in the playground. Empty. Weird. Usually there are more people this time of day, but there's only a few kindergardeners.

*Ping!*

My phone goes off. I take it out of my pocket seeing a message from Professor Chaos.

C- Chaos
M- Me

C- Static! I need you at the park immediately!

M- What's going on?

C- The Freedom Pals want The Coon Friends and us to meet them at the park.

M- Do you know why?

C- No, but I want you to get there earlier then the meet up time so that if they try anything suspicious I'll have a secret weapon up my sleeve.

M- Whens the meet up time?

C- 2 in the afternoon.

I look at the time and see that it's 1:43. 17 minutes. That gives me enough time to get home to change, then get to the park earlier then anyone else.

M- Alright. Ill be there.

I text him then put my phone back in my pocket.

I run home as quickly as possible. I run up the stairs, enter my room and quickly change.

"(Y/n)? Is that you?" I hear my Grandma from downstairs.

"Yes Grandma! It's me!"

"Just making sure!"