Southpark Stick Of Heros

Chapter 15

Chaos sent General Dissary and I to our selected spots. The Generals station is right next to the Druggies, so that if I fail he can have a chance to stop them. Hopefully they ignore the storage unit.

I sigh as I wait for the heroes. I keep hearing their battle cry's and the pained yelps of my comrades, but haven't seen them yet. Boredom is starting to consume me.

I sit down and start playing with the weeds that are poking through the concrete.

Seconds after I do this, the heroes appear a few feet in front of me. "Of course you guys appear as soon as I sit down." I say with an annoyed sigh.

I stand back up and get in a battle stance. "Why are you doing this Static? You were the best partner I could have asked for, but you betrayed us." The Captain says in a sad tone.

"Cause I feel like it." I answer ignoring the little ping going through my heart.

'What? The way he said it made me feel bad.'

The heroes just glare and start spreading out in an attempt to surround me. I bring my fingers up to my mouth and blow making a loud whistle form.

As soon as the whistle went past my lips about twenty or so minions came out of the shadows. The heroes look around in surprise. I smirk and point at the heroes. "Attack." The minions jump into action as the word left my mouth.

I watch as the heroes and minions brawl and watch as the minions fail miserably trying to beat the heroes. I roll my eyes, but smile knowing i'm finally gonna get involved.

Chaos gave me a pipe to fight them off not knowing that I could fight without it, but I might as well use it. I run to Mosquito and hit him in the back of his legs making him fall forward. "Hey!" He yells as I run off to Coon.

I've wanted to beat Coon up since I met him. Nows as good a time as ever.

I run up behind Coon and hit him as hard as I can in his back fat. "Ow! Fuck!" Coon screams before turning to face me. "You fucker!"

He gets in a fighting stance with his claws pointed towards me. Before he could move though, I leap in front of him and hit him in his side fat this time. "Ow! What the hell! No weapons aloud!"

I take a couple of steps back before looking at him with irritation. "Then what the fuck do you call your claws?" I say in a deadpanned tone.

He glares daggers at me before answering, "Claws. They're part of my fucking hero, dumbass."

I laugh. "Then this pipe is part of my villain."

"You can't fucking do that! That's cheating!"

"Well, villains don't play by the rules." I finish our conversation with a whack to his boob and run away as he says, "Shit!-"

I take a look around and see that most of the minions have been defeated. 'Of course.' I roll my eyes for what feels like the hundreth time tonight.

I feel something hit my back and the next thing I know, I'm on the ground with a foot pushing me down. I turn my head and look up into the eyes of Mysterion. "It's over. Give up and take us to the druggies." He says in his deep voice.

I smile evilly, "But the fun hasn't even begun."

I snap my fingers and instantly we're surrounded by smoke. In this work of confusion i'm able to push Mysterion off of me, and get a few feet away before the smoke can clear.

"What the hell?" Mysterion says in the confusion.

Finally, the smoke fully clears up. I chuckle making the heroes look at me. I take out the walkie talkie I was given to contact the minions I have control over and say, "Fire."