Southpark Stick Of Heros

Chapter 5

I enter the U-Stor-It as stealthily as possible. I hide in the shadows. As I look around I see "minions". I go deeper, and deeper into to U-Stor-It, finding more and more "minions". I need to find Professor Chaos.

Eventually, I make it to the center. I walk out of the shadows, and walk into the main building. In front of me is a red headed kid. "Who goes there!?" He says a bit loudly as he looks at me with a little bit of confusion and anger. "..." I say nothing. I should have thought of a name! I think a little nervous.

We stare at eachother in an awkward silence. He quickly whispers to a minion to get somebody.

A few minutes go by, and finally I hear the sweet voice of But- I mean Professor Chaos say "What's wrong General Disarray?" He then notices me. "Who are you!" He does his darker voice.

I do the same as him. I make my voice deeper.

"Professor Chaos... I've come to work for you." I say slowly as I bow my head a bit to show respect. I look up at him again. His face shows that he's confused, but then he goes back to his evil face.

"How do I know you don't work for the Hero's?" He asks.

"I can prove to you that I don't work for the Hero's" I reply "Give me a job. Any job. I'll do it to prove my loyalty."

He looks at me skeptically, then he smiles. "OK!" He waves for me to follow him. I do.

We go through a long corridor, and end up at an office like place. He sits down on the chair behind the desk. I sit down on the chair infront of the desk.

"So... The first thing I need to know is what your villain name is." He asks politely. I just shrugged. I'm bad at coming up with names. "How about darkness?"

I shake my head.

"Shadow?"

I shake my head again.

"Frost. Cause you're cool! Get it?"

Another shake of the head

"How about... Static?" He asks with a sweatdrop. I think for a moment. That's a good name. I nod in approval. He smiles satisfied.

"OK. Now to think of a way you can prove your loyalty." He says trying to think.

I started thinking too.

A few minutes pass by of a thinking filled silence.

"Oh! How about you sneak into the Freedom Pals base, and steal some information for me!!" He says. I nod my head. "Easy enough."

"But where are the Freedom Pals located?" I ask.

"Tokens house. Its the big mansion." He answers.

"And what information do you need me to steal?"

"Anything really."

I smile. This is going to be easy peasy. I get up out of the chair, and start heading towards the door. "Good luck!" Professor Chaos says. I nod my head, and I'm gone.

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I make it outside Tokens house. The gates pretty big. I notice a vine growing at the side though.

I run over to the vine, and start slowly climbing up. Climbing over the wall I start going towards the actual house.

When I make it to the door I look around just in case, and start picking the lock. I learned it from youtube. It's pretty handy.

I finish picking the lock, and enter the house. Instantly I see the Freedom Pals hideout. Its the basement I think. There's a Freedom Pals sign above a door.

I walk up to the door, and try to open it. It won't open though. I look around and find a keypad to the side. Dangit. It probably needs a password or something.

I started looking around for a code of some sort. I find nothing and go up the stairs. I enter the first door and see an office. Token wouldn't hide it in this office.

I close the office door and go to the next door. I enter and see a room for someone my age. I started going through things just searching for anything that could be a code.

I open a drawer that is next to the bed and find a folded piece of paper. I unfold it and it reads '5624'. This is definetly it.

I head down the stairs and walk up to the door with the Freedom Pals sign. I type in the code.

The door unlocks. I drop the code, open the door, and start heading down the stairs. As I get down there I see lots of cool things.

I go look around. 'This place is huge.' Were my only thoughts.

I go to the only computer that I see, and hack in. When I get in I start looking for any information that will be useful to Professor Chaos.

I keep scrolling until I make it to something that looks kinda important. It's a thing about them trying to find out who is the cause of the crime wave going through the city. I quickly press print, and wait a few seconds.

The paper slides out of the printer, and I grab it. I hear the door to the basement open and close. I turn around panicking.

The 'Mysterion' character was who it was. "Who the hell are you?" He says in a really deep voice.

I say nothing. What would you say if you were caught trespassing? "Well? Who are you!?" He says again.

"..." I say nothing once again. He then notices the paper in my hand, and looks at the computer. "You're stealing information!?" He exclaims. He goes on a device and calls for backup.

A minute goes by, and his backup arrives. "What's going on?" I think Token says. He notices me and gets in a battle stance. Same with I think Stan and Tweek. "Where's Professor Timothy?" Tweek asks/Whispers. "Im not sure." Mysterion replies.

"Anyway, Who are you?" Token asks. "Static." I reply with a deeper voice. "Why are you stealing information from us?" Mysterion asks. "..." I can't tell them.

I start to move a bit. "Do you work for Cartman?" Stan asks now. I shake my head. They all get confused looks.

I start running towards them. They're surprised by this. I kick Mysterion in his no-no square. He falls in pain. "What the hell!" Token yells. I punch Stan in the gut, I knee Token in his side, and I push Tweek to the ground. Then I run up the stairs, and out of the house.

I look back to make sure I'm not being followed. Then I turn forward again.

I head back to the U-Stor-It. I enter and go to the office like place I was in earlier. I find Professor Chaos, and give him the paper.

He looks at the paper, and slowly starts to make an evil smile. He looks up at me.

"Welcome to the team."

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