The Book Of Random Stuff[OLD]

Beard Burgers

PaRappa certainty lived in a crazy town. There was never a moment where everything was normal, and he somehow manages to get involved in every single situation.

Like, how in the hell did he even get involved with the Colonel Noodle crap? All he did was go to Beard Burgers with PJ...

Oh...that right there. For some reason, Beard Burgers seem to set off his adventures. He went in there on day, and Sunny Funny, his girlfriend, gets hit on by Dick Chin-

Joe Chin. Yeah, Joe Chin...

That's what he meant...

But yeah, Sunny had gotten hit on by Joe. Then, PaRappa went out of his way to become a man. He became friends with an onion, a moose, a...frog who's probably on drugs, a bipolar chicken, and a spider thingy.

And wows, he actually caught Sunny's heart!

Somehow.

Their relationship...wasn't what he thought it would be like. Sunny was nice, yeah, but...got bored easily. It wasn't his fault if he brought back the wrong kind of eggs.

So, after that, things calmed. He also met some girl named Lammy, apparently being a member of MilkCan. She was shy, tall, (although, everybody seemed tall to him. ) and mostly cool.

Who else slips on a banana peel, goes to Hell, then plays a gig for that...crazy demon lady?

There was also Ma-San...who was a straight up sadist...

Of course, one day, PaRappa decided to go to Beard Burgers. There was nothing to do, with Sunny shopping at Yeet-Mart and PJ being a dj at Club Fun. He had other friends, like Katy and Lammy, but it would be too much girly stuff for him to happen.

And then, another event happened.

In some odd way, PaRappa got an endless supply of noodles by...eating burgers...

He got a coupon for noodles at a burger place...

YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S PARAPPA THE RAPPER I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS

At first, he loved it! Making weird combinations with noodles was about as fun as Play-Doh. Besides, PJ came over a lot, eating most of da noodles.

But then...he got sick of them. Too much of a good thing can quickly become a bad thing. It only took PaRappa two days to realize that.

Sunny called him, saying that she prepared a meal.

Well damn, that's a surprise.

PaRappa was happy that he would finally be able to put something in his mouth other than pasta. Seriously, his tounge was numb from all of the Preggos sauce...

Or was it Prestos?

The beanie wearing dog was dismayed to find noodles on the damn plate. It made him sick, making him do the only thing he knew how.

He hauled ass.

Yep, that seemed to solve all of his problems in the first game...

He was sure Sunny hated him. If their relationship had been going down a hill, then that move sent it crashing down. PJ was being his usual unhelpful self, because...

He's Peej...da bear...

Any way, they went to Beard Burgers, PaRappa knowing damn well that that was the place that got him in this mess.

Okay then

The duo go to the register and order a burger, (I think PJ ordered fifty of them...) only to find out that the burgers have turned into noodles.

OH NOES. NOODLE DEVASTATION. DA HORROR.

Pappy Rappy don't want no noodles tho, and they bring back the ghost of the shop, who's actually the father of the register guy. Nobody in the restaurant shows the slightest amount of fear.

But noodle guy then called everyone a baby, and that wasn't very nice.

PaRappa then went into one of his fantasy moments, where Sunny tells him straight to his face that she's going out with a real man, hanging on to Dick Chin like a monkey bar.

Welp, if Dick Chin is what she considers a real man...than kudos to her. It wouldn't be a surprise, Dick Chin did have a limo...thing.

So after that, he wants to cook, I think, and what does he have to do?

"I GOTTA BELIEVE! "

And that what sent dat doggo on his magical noodle adventure. He got to do romantic karate with PJ, got shrunken by his dad's stupid invention, became big with the help of an ant (who probably lives on his couch, now. ),cut hair with an extremely psychotic octopus, did military training with Instructor Mooselini's sister, Moosesha, defeated an old video game...

Finally convinced Colonel Noodle that there were more foods than noodles...(But wouldn't that mean that he would have to change his name every time he ate a different food? Like Colonel French Fry?)

And had a huge party with King Kong Mushi...again.

Just like that, things had chilled.

Since then, PaRappa always tried to stay away from that...only to forget five minutes later.

12/31/19