The Book Of Random Stuff[OLD]

NOW HE"S ATTRACTED TO A CAR IT JUST WON"T STOP

Yep yep, he's an alien, no doubt about it. He stalked me for three minutes straight because he was suspicious that I was writing about him, and he has placed his toy car in front of me. Then, in the weirdest way possible, he goes,

"wOaH, tHaT cAr'S HAWT!"

I've never wanted to punch anybody in the face so bad, I swear.

6/26/20