1. Oturo could be Ristar's mother.
2. Ristar is actually a black orb with a star face glued onto it. (NONE OF THESE ARE TRUE SO DON'T EVEN THINK TOO HARD ABOUT THIS ONE)
3. Elmo was scared of the fire because he's extremely flammable.
4. PJ convinced PaRappa to smoke weed and recorded him one day while he was high.
5. Fearful Harmony was created by a bunch of Sony employees banging trashcans together, scratching their nails on chalkboards, and blowing on wind chimes.
6. Sega of Japan is a huge asshole.
7. The piracy protection screen for Sonic CD was originally going to be the game over screen. WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN, TO LOOK AT A DISTORTED FACE PLASTERED ON SONIC'S BODY WITH CREEPY LAUGHTER IN THE BACKGROUND.
8. You can overdose on cough drops.
9. Ristar's prototype, Feel, is actually Ristar's severly deformed twin brother. For some reason, Oturo/ the hero, (America had a different version of the game. ) accidentally made a star with two points, derpy eyes, and a creepy ass smile. He was so horrible to look at that Oturo (I'm going with the Japanese version.) decided to banish him from the Valdi System. Thankfully, Ristar didn't look like an abomination, so they kept him.
10. Dr. Eggman eats eggs. Boiled eggs. BECAUSE HE'S HARD AS FUC-
11. Tails didn't really die in Sonic 2 for the Game Gear. Dr. Eggman was just being bad and stuffs, and he just wanted to play a fun prank on Sanic the Hotdog. So, he got a projector, loaded up a picture of Tails in black and white, and flashed it at the sky while Snoc was running.
WHAT A FUN PRANK.In reality, Dr. Eggman just stuffed Tails in the freezer at Walmart.
12. Pappy Rappy hides a humongous, red headed afro under his hat, just like his father used to have. He's just embarrassed to show it because he knows that he looks just like his dad...
A complete dumbass.
13. After the Muu Muu's discovered that Baron Aloha was going to leave them behind, they beat him up, then called Robbit to set him on fire.
14. The reason that PAL's PS box art looks better than NTSC's is because America doesn't give a damn about the art work. That, and they care a little too much, often trying to cram too much onto the cover.
15. Cuphead drinks from Mugman' s straw every night before going to bed.
16. That's fine, because Muggos does the same thing.
17. Guru Ant now lives in PaRappa's basement since Mr. Rappa's invention just magically stopped working. He occasionally pays the rent, but mostly leaves crumbs everywhere and eats PaRappa's clothes.
18. Pikachus might pretend to like PokéFood, but they really like to eat staplers.
19. Whenever Mario isn't around, Luigi steals his meatballs to make his original Weegie Sauce. It's made out of meatballs, ketchup, and...
Other things that are very unmentionable.
20. Eggs
21. Prince Fleaswallow is hiding from the police due to him making a lot of bucks from selling illegal memes.
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