The Book Of Random Stuff[OLD]

Mario and weegie do stuff

In a small cottage on a quiet town in the Mushroom Kingdom, lived the two, infamous Mario brothers, sleeping composedly as can be- there would be no trouble in town since Bowser was going through his depressed teenager stage.

Luigi, the tall lanky stick colored in green, was curled around his pillow, having wholesome dreams about adventures and stuff. He also dreamt about having a day where he could just hang out with Mario alone, just for fun. No princesses, no Bowser, just an entire day of relaxation. He smiled at his subconscious thoughts.

And then we got my man Mario over here, snoring aggressively as he dreamt about pasta, lasagna, chicken alfredo, and spaghetti. He slept with his arm folded under his stomach, his left leg going under his right and the tip of his foot brushing his left elbow.

Imagine that.

My dude was so hardcore that he didn't even sleep on a pillow- just the mattress alone was enough for him.

Maybe he'd give it to Luigi, he'd been complaining about having crooks in his neck lately.

The sun rose, the rays being so bright that it could burn your eyes if you even glanced at it. Yet, it was warm, comfortably warm, and it slowly brought the two brothers out of their joyful and calm- and damn near satisfying in Mario's case- slumber.

The brown-haired Italian sat up in bed with a yawn, scratching his unkempt stache as he glanced at his calendar. He was sparked with glee when he realized that today was the Star Festival, the special occasion where everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom gathered up in Toad Town to...

Look at stars. Shooting stars...

Yeah look I just started playing paper Mario like two days ago so I'm not gonna get everything right.

With a pep in his step, Mario hopped out of bed, slipping on his star-patterned socks before dashing to Luigi's room. He slammed it open like he was the FBI, causing Luigi to scream from mere shock and fall onto the floor.

"Hey, Weegie!" his brother said happily, ever so oblivious to his current condition of nearly going into cardiac arrest. "You know what today is?"

"The day you finally realize that Peach isn't the one for you and you need to move the hell on?" Luigi thought with a small grimace, a familiar ache pinging in the crook of his neck as Mario helped him to his feet. In all honesty, he didn't know what today was. "Somebody's birthday?" he took random speculation.

"No, you goof! Today's the Star Festival!" Mario's smile broadened, slinging an arm around Luigi's shoulders. "Aren't you excited? Just the two of us, sitting under the night sky, eating popcorn, and catching up with each other's lives!"

Despite the crummy wake up call and cramped neck, Luigi brightened up at the thought. Yeah, that would be kinda fun, wouldn't it? It had been ages since he and Mario had sat down and talked, making idle conversation. Usually, the topics of their chats had been about Bowser- where he was going and the things he was up to. He was looking forwards to the event. "Heh-heh, yeah! That sound's like a lot of fun, Mari-"

"Oh, and I also invited the princess and Daisy and Toad and Wario and Waluigi and whats-her-face and Bowser to come along and join us." Mario finished after waiting for a full damn minute, pulverizing all of Luigi's hopes and dreams of spending quality time with his bro.

"O-oh...yaaay..."

"Aww, look at you! You can barely contain your excitement, huh? Well, use that energy to get ready, we still have a good, long while until the festival starts. Oh, and what do you want for breakfast?"

"Spaghetti."

"Great choice! Sure, we've been eating that for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past month or so, but another day isn't going to hurt!"

Mario hopped out of a heartbroken Luigi's room to make the breakfast and stuff, grinning at how fun today could possibly get.

(This is all I got so far xd I might make more laters byyye)