One Shot Stories Compilation

Cunning Woman

Boy1: Ang ganda n'ya talaga.
Boy2: Well. She's a cunning woman.
Boy1: It's obvious bro.

Girl1: I like her huhu
Girl2: I'm jealous, she's pretty

Boy: They're talking about you.

Girl: (napairap)  as if I care?

Boy: Haha. So how's your laptop?

Girl: Tsk. Nagpabili ako ng bago kanina.

Boy: Nice. May bago agad.

Girl: Remember? I'm a cunning woman tulad ng sinasabi nila.

Boy: Yeah. You always get what you want.

Girl: Whatever.

Boy: Nasaan na pala ang laptop mo na luma?
Girl: That's not important to know.

Boy: Ow. Okay?

Girl: (heaved a sigh)  I'm a cunning woman yet I can't get what I really really want.

Boy: What do you mean? Meron ka ng lahat, lahat lahat na sa'yo na. Are they not enough?

Girl:(laugh bitterly)  Kaya siguro ako tinanyag na cunning woman dahil lahat nakukuha ko in easy way. I can tricked, manipulate, deceptive people.

Boy: Badgirl. Haha. Nakukulangan kapaba?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Seriously? Grabe na 'yan ha. Meron ka ng kotse, alahas, pera, luxury dress, at marami pang iba. Anong kulang?   (Kunot noo)

Girl:...

Boy: Ask your parents para hindi ka makulangan pa.

Girl: Ganyan pala ang tingin mo sa'kin.

Boy:...

Girl: Yes, I'm a cunning woman, always get what I want.

Boy:...

Girl: But why?  Why can't I have you?