Diary From The Carrot Union

ACT I: Glorious Animalist Republic!

Credits for annabellaxc for reviewing! >:}

TESTIMONIES

"Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum

"This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD

"This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally

To Moshare, I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk by the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise.

To be frank with you all, this entire circus of a nation is a bloody disaster. Like just look around and spot the nearest line to the groceries and fathom upon this crapsack of a state.

First time stopping in our janky Wattpad profile? Heh, I hope I didn't scare you kids off acting like I've missed my daily cup of morning tea, but if you feel uncomfortable with my mood, then feel free to leave and read one of our storyteller's other stories.

Still here, then? I'll respect you for that. After all, what is more interesting than prince charming and his innocent blonde damsels in distress dancing upon that pipedream of that new-age revolution flick other than a grumpy washed up rabbit like me?

Or perhaps you are into furry, anthropomorphised animals? Or have you come here because the title reminds you of good old George Orwell's works? Well, if you're still here, then I suppose I won't take much of your time.