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Harry x Slytherin male reader

By: accio-taurus

Harry is absolutely wEaK for you

• Arms weak, knees spaghetti kind of weak

• But Harry is panicking because--

• "I SHOULDN'T BE IN LOVE WITH THE SLYTHERIN BOY!"

• Ron is just sinking into the couch out of pure fear and shock because 'holy shit he's really freaking out maybe I should do something'

• "Calm down, Harry, it's alright."

• Harry will not calm down

• Ron tries signalling Hermione to get out while she can when she walks into the room, books in hand

• "What's going on?"

• "Nothing--"

• "I have a crush on a Slytherin boy."

 • Hermione acts all nonchalant about it because she's been taking notes about how Harry stares at one boy in particular every morning at breakfast, and during classes, and. . .well, every other time actually

• "Does he have e/c and h/c?" she asks, tone on edge

• "Yeah, why?"

 • "That's M/n Malfoy."

• . . .

• Ron ducks for cover behind the couch

• Hermione realizes she's made a mistake

• Harry screams

• "MALFOY? HE'S. A. MALFOY!?"

 • Ho boy now they've done it

• Now they not only have to deal with Harry venting about how gay he is for you, but hear him vent about how he shouldn't be gay for you

• It grew to be so unbearable, that after hours at night of hearing Harry talk about you, Ron was losing his mind 

• Harry sat beside him the next morning, literally only breathed, and all you could hear throughout the entire Great Hall is: "HARRY SHUT UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT ALREADY"

  • Harry is so fed up with everything right now, so when Draco approaches him about what happened later on and begins teasing him, Harry is ready to beat that smug grin right off of his smug face